A damn fine explanation
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you
do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, love, so I can tell you
what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well- dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw
them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the
same!'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you
do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, love, so I can tell you
what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well- dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw
them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the
same!'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are
a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that
she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her
home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones
you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy
her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please . do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?" [:D][:)][:p][^][:0]0 -
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I'll have to try that. [:D] 0 -
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