Baby's First Doctor's Visit
Baby's First Doctor's Visit
A woman and an infant were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in to give the baby his first physical exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and, being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while, in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I came in with him
today."
A woman and an infant were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in to give the baby his first physical exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and, being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while, in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I came in with him
today."
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