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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (followed closely by Italian Paparazzi), on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is globalization!![:D][:D]

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  • rider
    INTERNATIONAL THINKING

    AT ITS BEST!

    Question:What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer:Princess Diana's death.

    Question:How come?

    Answer:An English princess

    with an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car

    with a Dutch engine,

    driven by a Belgian who was drunk

    on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines.

    This is sent to you by an American,

    using Bill Gates's technology,

    and you're probably reading this on your computer,

    that use Taiwanese chips,

    and a Korean monitor,

    assembled by Bangladeshi workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

    That, my friends, is Globalization



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  • rider
    Subject: FW: What is Globalization?






    Finally,
    a definition of globalization

    I can understand and to which I now can relate:



    Question:
    What is the truest definition of Globalization?




    Answer:
    Princess
    Diana's
    death.



    Question:
    How come?




    Answer:

    An
    English princess
    with
    an
    Egyptian boyfriend







    crashes
    in a French







    tunnel,
    driving
    a







    German
    car








    with a
    Dutch engine,







    driven
    by a Belgian







    who was
    drunk







    on
    Scottish whisky,

    (check the bottle before you
    change the spelling),






    followed
    closely by







    Italian
    Paparazzi,








    on
    Japanese motorcycles;







    treated
    by an American doctor,
    using







    Brazilian
    medicines.










    This is
    sent to you by







    an
    American,







    using
    Bill Gates's technology,







    and
    you're probably reading
    this on your computer,








    that
    uses Taiwanese







    chips,
    and a







    Korean
    monitor,







    assembled
    by







    Bangladeshi
    workers






    in a
    Singapore plant,






    transported
    by Indian






    lorry-drivers,







    hijacked
    by Indonesians,






    unloaded by
    Sicilian longshoremen,







    and
    trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

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    .

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    That, my friends,
    is Globalization!
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