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rider
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed fore
him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be tied up and savagely raped by a
dozen blonde women than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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  • rider
    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs?

    A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'??

    He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. 'It's
    this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

    At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl of
    soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for
    food.'

    Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'would you
    like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie?
    Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'?

    He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra... I'm
    still not hungry.'

    'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!
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