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David Nunn
For the people that clean the bathrooms in the morning at a business when I have to go.... thats all
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  • David Nunn
    Last night, I went to take a shower, and there were three mosquitos in the shower. I killed two outright, but the third I just wounded, and it was washed down the drain before I could finish it off.

    I tossed and turned all night, agonizing over that poor creature, wounded and suffering in the damp darkness of my septic tank.
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  • HandLoad
    Well, go and finish him off!!! Take your shotgun - it is hard to aim down there.
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  • FEENIX
    Dang, the coyote rant syndrome got to you too [}:)]!
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  • p3skyking
    Drop a lit M-80 in your toliet and flush. That will take care of it.
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  • select-fire
    Just think if I had drank a Smirnoff Ice before shooting it?[:0]
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  • FEENIX
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Just think if I had drank a Smirnoff Ice before shooting it?[:0]


    Like a drunken master, the result might have been more favorable [}:)] ... but then again, miss all these excitement ... I think not! [^]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Last night, I went to take a shower, and there were three mosquitos in the shower. I killed two outright, but the third I just wounded, and it was washed down the drain before I could finish it off.

    I tossed and turned all night, agonizing over that poor creature, wounded and suffering in the damp darkness of my septic tank.


    [:D] A shotgun would have been more humane...[;)]
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  • Fatstrat
    That's the difference between you and me. I'm a sadistic bastage when it comes to bugs. When I flush a bug, I stand over the toilet and joyfully mimic their screams as they swirl down to their deaths. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    I've been there Nunn. I hit a grasshopper with my car and it wasn't dead. It was just sticking there on my windshield stuck under the wiper trying to jump with his good leg.
    I stopped and put him in a match box and was trying to make it to the vet. But I made the mistake of putting him in the back seat with my dog. When I looked back there my dog had eating him, matchbox and all. Why God why!!!


    Okay I lied. I didn't try to save him. I just hit my windshield washer.
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  • jwb267
    nunn , dont you watch the si fi chanel? you'l be sorry when that critter heals gains its strenght back ,and one day when you least expect it, it will come swimming back through that pipe and bite you in the ARSE when your on the pot
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  • Sav99
    Not a very sportsmanlike thing to do Nunn! [;)] You should always use enough "swat" to finish the job. [:D]
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  • bobski
    trying to pump that post count, huh dave?[:o)]
    dang hillbilly, now go fix that thar screen in yer window.
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  • whiteclouder
    Nuke 'em.

    Clouder..
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  • bobski
    you can always tell the poor south when people dont have a/c and they have bug zappers IN the house instead of screens.
    think im joking? come see some parts of n.c. and va. some time.[:0]
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Its dead
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  • tobefree
    I wonder Just how much Ol' Satan is involved in keeping a totally pointless Coyote rant alive..

    Listen Bozo if don't quit jabbing me with that pitchfork... I'm gonna bust your ass with this 357. Yea well that's your story..I think you'll freaking feel it...

    Excuse me while Dr. Sin and I finish this lil' conversation..

    C'mon punk...Make my eternity!!!!
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  • JamesRK
    They never should have outlawed DDT.
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  • hotshoot
    i am [B)]calling peta!!!!!!!!
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by hotshoot
    i am [B)]calling peta!!!!!!!!
    Don't u mean "PETI" [?]Skeeterz iz insexxx...[^]

    Jeff
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