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Retard tried to sell me some junk Jewelry

tobefree
I said "Sorry honey here's five bucks for cab fair and the address of a lady that probably wears that kinda crap"!!!
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  • dongizmo
    Did you notice your ring missing afterward?
    Don
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  • LaidbackDan
    I always post the "Closed" sign whenever I see a "short" bus coming down the street.
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  • tobefree
    The retard that took that was my ex-wife!!!!
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    I always post the "Closed" sign whenever I see a "short" bus coming down the street.


    Yea.. I can't stand Democrats either!!!!
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Did you notice your ring missing afterward?
    Don
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
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  • 1911a1-fan
    i tried to sell some guy 24k gold jewelry, the retard told me it was junk, give me 5 bucks and an address, i was alright with it till he called me honey[:)]
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  • buschmaster
    a few times, when in dallas, some thug would walk up to me and ask "hey, man, you wanna buy this?" hold out some cheap junk jewelry in one hand, but unsaid, was the rock or joint or whatever he's holding out with his other hand.
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    a few times, when in dallas, some thug would walk up to me and ask "hey, man, you wanna buy this?" hold out some cheap junk jewelry in one hand, but unsaid, was the rock or joint or whatever he's holding out with his other hand.
    Well........what did ya buy? [jk] Loko[:D]
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  • sig232
    quote:Originally posted by tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    I always post the "Closed" sign whenever I see a "short" bus coming down the street.


    Yea.. I can't stand Democrats either!!!!



    Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha![:D][:D][:0][:0]
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  • Captplaid
    Did the junk jewelry have a scratch?
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  • LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]



    It was wrapped in a grease stained napkin. Don
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  • Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]



    It was wrapped in a grease stained napkin. Don


    with some cigarette butts...
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]



    It was wrapped in a grease stained napkin. Don


    with some cigarette butts...
    And was stuffed in a KFC bucket.
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]



    It was wrapped in a grease stained napkin. Don


    with some cigarette butts...
    And was stuffed in a KFC bucket.


    Sealed with bandaids. Don
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    Was it in a box? [:0] Loko[:o)]



    It was wrapped in a grease stained napkin. Don


    with some cigarette butts...
    And was stuffed in a KFC bucket.


    Sealed with bandaids. Don
    By a retard.
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  • LOKO383
    IN HANDCUFFS[:0][B)] Loko
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  • Jorge
    ... and sporting a funky haircut.
    [:D]
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  • vicg1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i tried to sell some guy 24k gold jewelry, the retard told me it was junk, give me 5 bucks and an address, i was alright with it till he called me honey[:)]


    [:D]
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i tried to sell some guy 24k gold jewelry, the retard told me it was junk, give me 5 bucks and an address, i was alright with it till he called me honey[:)]


    Sorry that old ragged dress and cheap perfume you were wearing threw me off!!!!
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i tried to sell some guy 24k gold jewelry, the retard told me it was junk, give me 5 bucks and an address, i was alright with it till he called me honey[:)]


    Sorry that old ragged dress and cheap perfume you were wearing threw me off!!!!


    Cheap!! It was the 4.95 a gallon "O da Toilet" sold only in Alabama. Don
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    i tried to sell some guy 24k gold jewelry, the retard told me it was junk, give me 5 bucks and an address, i was alright with it till he called me honey[:)]


    Sorry that old ragged dress and cheap perfume you were wearing threw me off!!!!


    excuse me those where gauchos, and it was diamonds by elizbeth Taylor
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  • Locust Fork
    Now I've got a strange picture of you guys all playing cards dressed in gouchos with sequins.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    Now I've got a strange picture of you guys all playing cards dressed in gouchos with sequins.


    strip poker, pull up a chair
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  • mateomasfeo
    You are the one who sent her to LF?
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    quote:Originally posted by tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    I always post the "Closed" sign whenever I see a "short" bus coming down the street.


    Yea.. I can't stand Democrats either!!!!
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • D1
    Guys, reading this thread has been the highlight of my day. I was actually laughing out loud. Thanks, I needed that. I sure hope LF appreciates ya'll.
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  • Locust Fork
    I'm still waiting to see who all is sitting in lawn chairs for the "show" they plan to see. We shure do have a bunch of nuts around here!
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