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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    ...do my homework for me? I've got 1 paper to re-write, and 1 paper to write for one class, and 1 speech to write for another class. The paper that needs to be re-written has to be done by midnight tonight, and the other one needs to be done by 11 am Tuesday, and the speech has to be done by 2 pm Monday.

    Any takers?
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  • Aspen79se
    $500, and I'll do it.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I charge $5000 per paper and cannot gaurentee it will not pe plagerized![:D][:D]
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  • cmd66
    I don't do homework.
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  • Spider7115
    Wallie will do it if you don't mind cannon pics
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Depends on the subject.

    I'm aces at writing papers about killin' zombies![:p][:D]
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  • He Dog
    The monkey doesn't know zombies from vampires, don't get your paper from him.
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  • Aspen79se
    I'll write your's if you write mine.

    - Eight to twelve, single spaced, pages about the benefits of integrating distance education technology into the classrooms for professional/technical communications.
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  • Captplaid
    You never did say what the subjects are.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    The monkey doesn't know zombies from vampires, don't get your paper from him.
    I resent that![;)][:D]
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  • catpealer111
    Liberal 101, Applied Liberal, and Liberal Statistics.
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  • Colt Super
    If you are serious, tell me the subjects and technical criteria for the papers, and if I know anything beneficial, I'll try to help.

    Doug
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  • Captplaid
    I'm glad I never had the internet in high school or college. I bet it sucks to have to find your own REAL sources. You just can't make things up like you used to.
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  • Captplaid
    I think he might be seriously doing his homework right now.
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  • soop
    I`ll do it,but you won`t like the grade.
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  • wanted man
    HeyZulu,
    we're gonna have a party in the backyard tonight!
    Drive down here and party with us, before you leave I'll have my dog EAT your homework (for $10), it'll be just like grade school, all over again!*LOL*
    Better you than me, pal, good luck![;)]
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  • kristov
    With a light work load like yours I can tell that you are not majoring in engineering. If you have free enough time on your hands for even this one post I would assign you some extra homework.
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  • Aspen79se
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    With a light work load like yours I can tell that you are not majoring in engineering. If you have free enough time on your hands for even this one post I would assign you some extra homework.


    An annotated bibliography would take care of any free time.
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  • wipala
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    Liberal 101, Applied Liberal, and Liberal Statistics.
    Lies , Lying for a purpose, and Lying with numbers
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  • dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    With a light work load like yours I can tell that you are not majoring in engineering. If you have free enough time on your hands for even this one post I would assign you some extra homework.
    Son number one, who is working on his Masters in Engineering, would tend to agree with that statement. He is always swamped with work and reading. It's just part of the price paid for that degree.

    The other part is good old dad at about $40,000 per year.[:D]

    He's worth every penny, and is doing his share.[:)]
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  • kristov
    quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    With a light work load like yours I can tell that you are not majoring in engineering. If you have free enough time on your hands for even this one post I would assign you some extra homework.
    Son number one, who is working on his Masters in Engineering, would tend to agree with that statement. He is always swamped with work and reading. It's just part of the price paid for that degree.

    The other part is good old dad at about $40,000 per year.[:D]

    He's worth every penny, and is doing his share.[:)]


    Daughter #1 will graduate from Stanford in June with her BSCE Degree in structural engineering. Fall admissions for graduate school closed on March 13 and this Fall she is prepared to set out on the road to a Master of Science Degree in the same field. Cost per quarter is $11,728 [:0]. When I promised her at age 6 that I'd foot the bill to any university where she could gain entrance I never dreamed she be so damned smart that she'd end up at Stanford!

    Keep plugging away Zulu because it only gets worse as you get in deeper and deeper.
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  • catpealer111
    I had to get out of engineering school. One year at Michigan Tech cost the same as my 3 year Associate's program AND A&P cert combined.
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  • kristov
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    I had to get out of engineering school. One year at Michigan Tech cost the same as my 3 year Associate's program AND A&P cert combined.


    Paying tuition can get rough but don't get frightened Zulu. While it is true that a college education can become very expensive, you must think of a degree as an investment in yourself. An education and the knowlege that goes along with it are things that no person or persons can ever take away from you because once you have learned and mastered something it is yours forever. Be sure to take full advantage of all of the educational benefits that your military service entitles you to.
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  • catpealer111
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    I had to get out of engineering school. One year at Michigan Tech cost the same as my 3 year Associate's program AND A&P cert combined.


    Paying tuition can get rough but don't get frightened Zulu. While it is true that a college education can become very expensive, you must think of a degree as an investment in yourself. An education and the knowlege that goes along with it are things that no person or persons can ever take away from you because once you have learned and mastered something it is yours forever. Be sure to take full advantage of all of the educational benefits that your military service entitles you to.


    I think you got the two of us confused right there. I wasn't too into the Mechanical Engineering degree after I was DQed from Air Force ROTC.
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  • Locust Fork
    Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me write your speech!!! I graduated from one of the dinkiest high schools in the back-woods of Alabama...with NO further education (other than what the 4 years of the US Navy and being in the gun business for the past 20 years has given me) it is shurely to be "the talk of the campus" as far as speeches go!

    But I suggest you have the door OPEN and as you speak you should be s l o w l y making your way towards the exit and read as fast as you can at the same time. If you do not follow these suggestions I cannot help you with what your audience does to you.
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