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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And furthermore ...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE." [:D][:D][:D][:p][^]
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  • ATF
    "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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  • ATF
    I was in a pub last night and saw two "girls of size" (as Political Correctness now requires us to say) by the bar.

    They both spoke with a pronounced brogue, and making a guess about their origin I said, "Hello! Are you two girls from Scotland?"

    One of them screamed, "It's WALES, you f
    g idiot!"

    So I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    That's when all hell broke loose . . .
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  • ATF
    "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

    And yes, that is how I truly feel.
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  • ATF
    The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas
    A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

    This year's term: Political Correctness

    "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
    illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."[:D] [:D]
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  • ATF
    This is going in my sig line.

    "Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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  • ww2buff9067
    Yep, they all probably actually believe that there is a clean end and it don't smell neither.
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  • The Dutchman
    That's it...I'm offended! [;)][;)]
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  • savage170
    25 years in the sewer business i didn't know there was a clean end I can now save tons of money on rubber gloves [:D]
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  • Fatstrat
    quote:Originally posted by The Dutchman
    That's it...I'm offended! [;)][;)]

    I recently had a co-worker tell me that my political incorrectness offended him.
    I replied " I'm sorry I inadvertantly offended you. If I had known you were a Liberal Fruitloop I would've done it ON PURPOSE!
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