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I found a smoke detector lying in the grass.

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  • p3skyking
    Call DOE and have them mobilize a SkyCrane helo to airlift it out.
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  • Boomerang
    If it is an ionizing detector then it could either be Americium 241 or Radium 226. Both have very long half-lifes, and with low RQs.
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  • dongizmo
    I think this last arrest is to get some press for some book he has coming out...........
    His first endeavor is stored in a DOE radioactive dump in nevada IIRC
    Don
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  • reloader44mag
    Put it back in the grass... it'll give ya a head start on the next wildfires
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  • zipperzap
    Nah - we've got about 25 million catalytic convertes that can do a FAR better job than that of a lowly smoke detector!
    [:D]
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  • reloader44mag
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    Nah - we've got about 25 million catalytic convertes that can do a FAR better job than that of a lowly smoke detector!
    [:D]

    Zap, it will WARN you, not START the fire[;)]
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  • Captplaid
    call the haz-mat team
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    Zip, Nice looking guy, but needs to take better care of his complexion.[:D] Did I spell that right? Too many beers tonight.[:D]
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  • Locust Fork
    We were invited to a dinner meeting about fire safety once by a friend of ours. After watching videos of fire damage and hearing tales of what had happened to various families we bought several expensive detectors....along with a heat detector and extinguishers (I know I spelled that all kinds of wrong.)

    I thought it was odd to think of your house "turned upside down" and picture it filling with water to get an idea of how smoke travels through the home. With our new place it has open beams and drives me nuts to think of in a "smoke" situation.
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  • Zebra
    Zipper, that dude resembles the character from (In living color)
    "Fire Marshall Bill" Jim Carey
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  • zipperzap
    Paulie - yer OK in my book, anytime!
    [:D]
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  • ObiWan
    On the bright side he'll never have to pay for a haircut again. [:D]

    Can't believe he's still playing with that stuff. From the looks of him I'd say it would suck to be his neighbor.

    Bet they look the same.
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