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Appointment at the base dentist

catpealer111
He's going to have fun with me, I think I've been living off of Mountain Dew and cigarettes for the past three or four months. I have been brushing twice a day though.
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  • spanielsells
    Brushing up against pretty women does nothing to keep your teeth clean. Oh, wait, I get it. The women slap you in the face and you're thinking maybe some teeth are loose!
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Military dentists aren't real dentists...they're more like a butcher with an air drill instead of a cleaver.
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Military dentists aren't real dentists...they're more like a butcher with an air drill instead of a cleaver.

    Maybe, but I bet they know how to weld[}:)][:D][:D]
    Don
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  • ObiWan
    I went in to see an AF dentist and he asked if I smoked or chewed...said yep.....told me I had the worst gums and mouth he ever saw and that I'd probably need a jaw bone replaced in a few years.


    The next year I went in...when they asked me if I smoked or chewed...I said no. They said I had the best looking teeth and gums they've seen yet.

    Don't believe those morons. Beware of the big German lady working at the dentist office at Ramstein...she draws blood and tries to carve your teeth out with dental floss.
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  • catpealer111
    ObiWan, that's exactly what the SRA dental assistant was doing. I'm surprised she didn't whittle down my teeth to razor sharp shards.
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Military dentists aren't real dentists...they're more like a butcher with an air drill instead of a cleaver.

    Maybe, but I bet they know how to weld[}:)][:D][:D]
    Don


    More like Earl Shively...BONDO.
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  • scrumpyjack
    The best cleaning I've ever had was by a cute little SrA. When she got done I thought I could swish marbles between my teeth!

    Cat...with all the Mtn. Dew and smokes, the hardest part of the dental exam should have been the blood pressure screening. After working mids for a year, I had to have them lay be back in the chair for 10mins to get my pressure down. 10 dews and a pack of smokes that night and a dental exam @ 0800[:D]
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  • catpealer111
    My blood pressure was low and my heart rate was 45 beats per minute. I set of the alarm on the monitor.
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  • Captplaid
    Keep your eyes closed. You might freak out when you see the smoke coming out of your mouth from the drill.
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  • catpealer111
    That'll be my next appointment in August. I'm the talk of the town at the dental clinic. Last time I was there they over dosed me with lydocane (sp) and I ended up convulsing and and blacked out. They rolled a code and I woke up to a crash cart next to me.
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  • ObiWan
    Lidocaine is good stuff and is from cloves.

    Go get some cloves and chew on them when you have a tooth ache. You'll get the drug.
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