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  • spanielsells
    I believe you're channeling Larry the Cable Guy.
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  • iwannausername
    If I have to believe in something, then I believe I'll have another beer.
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  • BOBBYWINS
    Oh,I don't know about that.

    A couple of weeks ago,when we were gettin' a bunch of rain,I saw two of mine out playin' in the puddles.

    Never thought I'd see that.

    BW
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  • Sav99
    I believe I'll close my office door and enjoy a nice afternoon nap. [|)]
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  • woodshermit
    I have a cat that used to sleep in the aluminum kitchen sink. When I switched over to porcelain, she wouldn't go there.
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I believe there are no such things as tornadoes.
    Chuck Norris just really hates mobile homes.
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  • Huntingnerd33
    I believe that some people spend too much time on this forum. [:D]



    Including me. [;)]
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  • fastcarsgofast
    quote:Originally posted by Huntingnerd33
    I believe that some people spend too much time on this forum. [:D]



    Including me. [;)]
    I believe you are right.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by Huntingnerd33
    I believe that some people spend too much time on this forum. [:D]



    Including me. [;)]
    I believe I am guilty as charged![:D]
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I believe a warm beer is better than a cold Pepsi any day.
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  • spryor
    Yes, you can baptise cats, it just has to be done differently.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I beleieve a dog licks his butt just because he can.
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I believe two in the chest makes a statement and one in he head makes a point.
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
    I Believe: No matter how hard you try-you can't baptize cats.[:D]

    Lets keep it going without getting poofed![;)]
    no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat... but a wet <kitty> is always a good thing.
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  • Odawgp
    quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
    quote:Originally posted by Huntingnerd33
    I believe that some people spend too much time on this forum. [:D]



    Including me. [;)]
    I believe I am guilty as charged![:D]



    +1
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  • LaidbackDan
    I don't believe in superstars,
    Organic food and foreign cars.
    I don't believe the price of gold;
    The certainty of growing old.
    That right is right and left is wrong,
    That north and south can't get along.
    That east is east and west is west.
    And being first is always best.

    But I believe in love.
    I believe in babies.
    I believe in Mom and Dad.
    And I believe in you.

    Well, I don't believe that heaven waits,
    For only those who congregate.
    I like to think of God as love:
    He's down below, He's up above.
    He's watching people everywhere.
    He knows who does and doesn't care.
    And I'm an ordinary man,
    Sometimes I wonder who I am.

    But I believe in love.
    I believe in music.
    I believe in magic.
    And I believe in you.

    Well, I know with all my certainty,
    What's going on with you and me,
    Is a good thing.
    It's true, I believe in you.

    I don't believe virginity,
    Is as common as it used to be.
    In working days and sleeping nights,
    That black is black and white is white.
    That Superman and Robin Hood,
    Are still alive in Hollywood.
    That gasoline's in short supply,
    The rising cost of getting by.

    But I believe in love.
    I believe in old folks.
    I believe in children.
    I believe in you.

    But I believe in love.
    I believe in babies.
    I believe in Mom and Dad.
    And I believe in you.
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I believe that's a Don Williams song.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by fastcarsgofast
    I believe that's a Don Williams song.
    You would be right!
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  • Winchester300wsm
    I use to have all his songs, still have alot. but once cd came out.
    albums, seemed alot to haul around
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  • turkeyhunter36089
    I believe some people live to work, while other work to live.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
    I Believe: No matter how hard you try-you can't baptize cats.[:D]

    Lets keep it going without getting poofed![;)]
    no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat... but a wet <kitty> is always a good thing.


    I believe Buschmaster is wrong. A wet <kitty> is not ALWAYS a good thing...what if it was someone's grandma?[xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(]
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  • carbine100
    I believe assassination is terribly underated as an effective means of political change.
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  • dpmule
    I've got a couple scars on my fingers from trying babtize (see drown) a muskrat. definitely learning experience for a 10 year old trapper
    So I believe that that's one thing you can't GIT-R-DONE
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  • He Dog
    I don't believe.
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  • sarge_3ad
    I believe that farting in a tub leads to smelly bubbles. Whew!
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  • guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
    I Believe: No matter how hard you try-you can't baptize cats.[:D]

    Lets keep it going without getting poofed![;)]
    no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat... but a wet <kitty> is always a good thing.


    I believe Buschmaster is wrong. A wet <kitty> is not ALWAYS a good thing...what if it was someone's grandma?[xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(]


    It could be good for Grandpa!
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  • spasmcreek
    i believe there is an infinite amount of wisdom on this board
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  • dpmule
    Another "I believe"
    If a fart has a lump in it,
    then Houston we have a problem[:I]
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  • fastcarsgofast
    I believe it's bed time.
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by fastcarsgofast
    I believe it's bed time.
    I believe you're right.
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