Old couple (joke)
An elderly couple were sitting on their porch swing one evening when the old lady states she is going in to get some vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and nuts on it. The old man tells her sit there and I will go get it for you. She says, no, you will get it wrong.
He assures her that he will get just what she asks for and goes in the house to get it. After a bit the old lady hears pans rattling and finally pops comes out with a plate with eggs, hash browns and toast on it. The old lady looks and him and says.........
See damn it, I knew you would forget the bacon
He assures her that he will get just what she asks for and goes in the house to get it. After a bit the old lady hears pans rattling and finally pops comes out with a plate with eggs, hash browns and toast on it. The old lady looks and him and says.........
See damn it, I knew you would forget the bacon
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[:D] i hope im that like that one day b/c i wont even know 0 -
An elderly couple were sitting through the church service one Sunday when the wife leans over to her husband and whispers, "I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?" The husband replies, "turn your hearing aid up." [xx(][xx(][xx(] 0
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