DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN Sausage
DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN BallPark Frank IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET
A man chopped off his BallPark Frank with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.
Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his BallPark Frank out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
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Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET
A man chopped off his BallPark Frank with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.
Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his BallPark Frank out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
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[:D]Not a good way to start off the week.[:D] 0 -
he was symbolizing the state of affairs in the kingdom. 0 -
He's going to regret that move about the time they get him stable on meds. 0 -
Be careful to check the pepperoni on your pizza in that restaurant![:0]
Now let's ban all the knives in public restaurants. And register them. And give people a permit to carry one after they pay a couple hundred $$$.0 -
stable? I doubt that seriously, cut off your own ball park frank=unstable[:0][xx(] 0 -
what a dumbass 0 -
Sounds like a typical Brit to me. They already don't have the 'nads. Might as well lose the rest as well. 0 -
What no goober? 0
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