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If when using the automatic parallel parking feature you happen to have an accident, who was driving? Or lets say you hit a parking meter maid, what would happen ? can you simply say: the car did it?
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A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect it more closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed,
she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna poop when you hear the price."
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When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing?
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I think you find a good product liability lawyer like Edwards and sue Lexus! Thats the liberal way to handle the situation.[:0][:0] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
If when using the automatic parallel parking feature you happen to have an accident, who was driving? Or lets say you hit a parking meter maid, what would happen ? can you simply say: the car did it?
If you can afford a 80,000 dollar car you can afford the lawyer![:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
quote:If you can afford a 80,000 dollar car you can afford the lawyer![:D][:D]
Might be cheaper to just fix the car....0 -
quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
If when using the automatic parallel parking feature you happen to have an accident, who was driving? Or lets say you hit a parking meter maid, what would happen ? can you simply say: the car did it?
Best advise:
Claim the car was abused as a Corolla,
Go on the Rosie Show and apologise for anything...it doesn't matter what,
Enter a rehab program, after a few days,leave,
Then deny, deny, deny.0 -
Oh please... 0 -
Perhaps this video may help you in your buying decisions.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/36870 -
I like this one better:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/36080 -
Now that you mention it, lunch sounds good.[;)]
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
I like this one better:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/36080
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