Compliment Your Wife........Joke
A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one night, when the husband hears the wife crying. He looks over and sees his wife standing nude in front of the mirror....
"whats wrong" he asks
"look at me, im fat, saggy, and downright ugly....so be a good husband and pay me a compliment"
"your eyesight is remarkable" he says!!!!!
"whats wrong" he asks
"look at me, im fat, saggy, and downright ugly....so be a good husband and pay me a compliment"
"your eyesight is remarkable" he says!!!!!
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If I said that I would be dead before I hit the floor.[B)][xx(][:D] 0 -
yep that would hurt too 0 -
[8D]-Yea, much safer to tell someone elses wife !!!????
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You forgot the punch line:
He never heard the shot!!0
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