Need A Trim? Barber Joke
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, "About two hours."??The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"???The
barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three??hours."??The guy
left.??A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How
long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour and??half."??The guy left.
The barber turned to a
friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a??favor. Follow that guy and see where
he goes.??He keeps asking how long he has??to wait for a??haircut, but then
he doesn't ever come back."??A little while later, Bill returned to the
shop, laughing??hysterically.??The barber asked, "So where does that guy go
when he leaves"???Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, "About two hours."??The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"???The
barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three??hours."??The guy
left.??A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How
long before I can get a haircut"? The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour and??half."??The guy left.
The barber turned to a
friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a??favor. Follow that guy and see where
he goes.??He keeps asking how long he has??to wait for a??haircut, but then
he doesn't ever come back."??A little while later, Bill returned to the
shop, laughing??hysterically.??The barber asked, "So where does that guy go
when he leaves"???Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
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