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  • buschmaster
    why did ECC cross the road?

    so he could go lock another thread.

    [:o)]
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  • big mango
    here's one.. not really a joke - more like a kids view of the world..

    RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)

    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

    We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
    ;
    They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

    There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

    At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
    it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.

    Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
    every night --- early birds.

    Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
    ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.


    My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

    When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

    HOW'S THAT SPORTS FANS.........
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  • Sav99
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    Doug...

    Its because the religious thread usually has questions that cant be answered by the so called faithful.....and then they usually start the name calling....

    Murder threads are okay ....doesnt involve them other than to the point of what they would like to do to the non beliveres..




    I don't think that I'll ever get used to that strange feeling of being hated/disliked because I am a Christian. Sort of helps me understand how black people, or any other group who is discriminated against might feel.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:I don't think that I'll ever get used to that strange feeling of being hated/disliked because I am a Christian. Sort of helps me understand how black people, or any other group who is discriminated against might feel.

    Give me a break....who said a thing about disliking or hating you because you are a christian???????

    Discriminated against???? just like the ppl who dont believe are discriminated against...

    I dont like the actions of some christians, just as I dont like the actions of some non christians....and personally I dont care one way or the other if you believe or if you dont or if you believe the tree outside is a god...who cares???????

    What I believe is the person, how they conduct themselves, how they treat others, their personality, their morals, and they can be good whether or not they are a christian...
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  • AHansen
    Originally posted by bpost1958
    All you whining cry babies make me laugh. For the love of Pete;

    Ok, Who is pete and whats with his love?[:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by AHansen
    Originally posted by bpost1958
    All you whining cry babies make me laugh. For the love of Pete;

    Ok, Who is pete and whats with his love?[:D][:D][:D]


    AHanson it seems to be a gay thing you and I would not understand. Maybe Mateo, who loves everyone and everything could explain it to us.
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  • COLT
    ...The un-religous people take offense that the religous people have a belief system they dont understand; so they start bashing, makes 'em feel better; all the while making themselves look rather silly. The religous people that bash back, are doing a disservice to their own cause and giving ammo to their precieved enemy.

    I guess both sides feel it makes them somewhat the "rebel" to bash anothers beliefs.

    I could give a rats butt what anyone believes or not believes, Ive got my own soul to be concerned with.


    As long as there is a God, it's really going to suck for those that are so "cool" as to not believe and to bash the believers.

    Can't say Im all that religous but, you wont find me among the unbelievers either...too much at risk.

    I dont care what belief system anyone has, except for the musloons, they're somewhat on the far side of whacked out. The musloons bite, plain and simple...kinda along the same lines of the libs...[;)]

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