Man Hides Sex Toys in the Wurst Way...
For some reason, I found this hilarious!!
BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
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Sounds like he liked to stuff his own sausage[:0][:D] 0 -
maybe the autocensor could use "Schwartenmagen" instead of "BallPark Frank". 0 -
These are the lengths (pun intended) that one has to go through to cirucumvent Sharia/Muslim 7th Century repressed laws in order to give women what they want, a little satisfaction.
No joyful sex (except with men), no booze, no porn...that's what we all have to look foward to if/when the joyful "Religion of Beasts" takes hold in the West.
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quote:Originally posted by AZEX
These are the lengths (pun intended) that one has to go through to cirucumvent Sharia/Muslim 7th Century repressed laws in order to give women what they want, a little satisfaction.
No joyful sex (except with men), no booze, no porn...that's what we all have to look foward to if/when the joyful "Religion of Beasts" takes hold in the West.
D.
Are you sure your not talking about Alabama, where the state ban on the sale of sex toys remains in effect? There must be a LOT of 7th century Muslims down there! Perhaps Alabama is the first real battlefield in our fight against Islam.
http://atheism.about.com/b/a/148822.htm0 -
quote:Originally posted by kristov
quote:Originally posted by AZEX
These are the lengths (pun intended) that one has to go through to cirucumvent Sharia/Muslim 7th Century repressed laws in order to give women what they want, a little satisfaction.
No joyful sex (except with men), no booze, no porn...that's what we all have to look foward to if/when the joyful "Religion of Beasts" takes hold in the West.
D.
Are you sure your not talking about Alabama, where the state ban on the sale of sex toys remains in effect? There must be a LOT of 7th century Muslims down there! Perhaps Alabama is the first real battlefield in our fight against Islam.
http://atheism.about.com/b/a/148822.htm
Yes, they are beheading those nasty Alabama ho's on a daily basis.0 -
Looks like there are also Muslims in the legislature in South Carolina of all places. A bill banning the sale of sex toys was introduced by an Islamic fanatic named Ralph Davenport, no doubt using an Americanized name to hide his real Muslim name in order to be elected.
http://opinionated.goupstate.com/default.asp?item=1687150 -
It gets even worse! The nation of India, who's Hindu population fought a near civil war against Islam when the British left, has also proposed a ban on sex toys. http://www.indiaenews.com/business/20070621/57061.htm
If those Islamic fanatics have managed to penetrate into India and spread their anti sex toy poison then there is no hope for the rest of us.
It is too bad I leave on vaction in the morning because the daytime GB forums are really more fun than the evening version.0 -
how about Dallas, it's a 'dry county', you can't sell liquor there. or Utah. or... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
how about Dallas, it's a 'dry county', you can't sell liquor there. or Utah. or...
The joyful "Religion of Beasts" has taken hold...But then again they may just be Mormons!0 -
take a look at a food wrapper. anything you got, first one closest to your hand. you will find some marks on it, like a triangle with a K in it, or a D, or a U, or whatever they do.
that tells you what level of kosher it is. in order to get that mark, they actually had to have a rabbi come out and inspect the food manufacturing plant to verify that the food is processed kosher, doesn't have any un-kosher ingredients, and won't be accidentally contaminated with any un-kosher ingredients.
quote:Certain animals may not be eaten at all. This restriction includes the flesh, organs, eggs and milk of the forbidden animals.
Of the animals that may be eaten, the birds and mammals must be killed in accordance with Jewish law.
All blood must be drained from the meat or broiled out of it before it is eaten.
Certain parts of permitted animals may not be eaten.
Fruits and vegetables are permitted, but must be inspected for bugs
Meat (the flesh of birds and mammals) cannot be eaten with dairy.
Fish, eggs, fruits, vegetables and grains can be eaten with either meat or dairy. (According to some views, fish may not be eaten with meat).
Utensils that have come into contact with meat may not be used with dairy, and vice versa.
Utensils that have come into contact with non-kosher food may not be used with kosher food. This applies only where the contact occurred while the food was hot.
Grape products made by non-Jews may not be eaten.
read more!
http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm
and you think they're strange over there? we're not much different. it's just that it looks wierd to you, and that makes all the difference in the world.0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
how about Dallas, it's a 'dry county', you can't sell liquor there.
How long since you've been to Dallas? There sure are a bunch of liquor stores and bars there for it to be a dry county.0 -
yup, there are "some" places you can buy alcoholic beverages in Dallas. I guess it's "partially wet". 
Wet-Dry Status of Texas Counties
As of February, 2005
Source: Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission
* Indicates counties where alcohol is sold only for off-premises consumption.
COUNTIES ENTIRELY DRY: 46
Andrews
Angelina
Armstrong
Bailey
Borden
Bowie
Cochran
Collingsworth
Cottle
Crosby
Delta
Erath
Fisher
Floyd
Foard
Franklin
Gaines
Hale
Hansford
Hardeman
Hemphill
Houston
Jones
Kent
Knox
Lamb
Lynn
Martin
Morris
Motley
Ochiltree
Panola
Parmer
Roberts
Rusk
Sherman
Smith
Sterling
Swisher
Terry
Throckmorton
Tyler
Van Zandt
Wheeler
Wood
Yoakum
COUNTIES ENTIRELY WET: 39
Aransas
Austin
Bexar
Brazos
Brewster
Brooks
Burnet
Caldwell
Cameron
Colorado
Comal
Dimmit
Duval
Ector
El Paso
Fayette
Fort Bend
Goliad
Guadalupe
Hidalgo
Hudspeth
Jim Hogg
Karnes
Kendall
Kenedy
Kinney La Salle
Midland
Nueces
Presidio
Starr
Sutton
Val Verde
Victoria
Washington
Webb
Wharton
Zapata
Zavala
COUNTIES PARTIALLY WET: 169
Anderson *
Archer*
Atascosa
Bandera
Bastrop
Baylor*
Bee
Bell
Blanco
Bosque*
Brazoria
Briscoe*
Brown
Burleson
Calhoun
Callahan*
Camp*
Carson
Cass*
Castro*
Chambers
Cherokee*
Childress*
Clay*
Coleman
Collin
Comanche*
Concho
Coke*
Cooke
Coryell*
Crane
Crockett*
Culberson
Dallam
Dallas
Dawson
Deaf Smith
Denton
DeWitt
Dickens*
Donley
Eastland*
Edwards
Ellis*
Falls
Fannin*
Freestone*
Frio
Galveston
Garza
Gillespie
Glasscock*
Gonzales
Gray
Grayson
Gregg
Grimes
Hall*
Hamilton *
Hardin
Harris
Harrison
Hartley*
Haskell*
Hays
Henderson
Hill
Hockley
Hood
Hopkins *
Howard
Hunt
Hutchinson
Irion*
Jack*
Jackson
Jasper
Jeff Davis
Jefferson
Jim Wells
Johnson*
Kaufman
Kerr
Kimble
King*
Kleberg
Lamar
Lampasas*
Lavaca
Lee
Leon *
Liberty
Limestone
Lipscomb*
Live Oak
Llano
Loving
Lubbock
Madison
Marion
Mason*
Matagorda
Maverick
McCulloch
McLennan
McMullen
Medina
Menard
Milam
Mills*
Mitchell*
Montague*
Montgomery
Moore
Nacogdoches *
Navarro
Newton *
Nolan*
Oldham *
Orange
Palo Pinto
Parker*
Pecos
Polk
Potter
Rains*
Randall
Reagan
Real
Red River *
Reeves
Refugio
Robertson
Rockwall*
Runnels
Sabine*
San Augustine*
San Jacinto *
San Patricio
San Saba*
Schleicher*
Scurry
Shackelford*
Shelby *
Somervell*
Stephens
Stonewall*
Tarrant
Taylor
Terrell
Titus*
Tom Green
Travis
Trinity
Upshur*
Upton
Uvalde
Walker
Waller
Ward
Wichita
Wilbarger*
Willacy
Williamson
Wilson
Winkler
Wise
Young*0 -
interesting that the entirely wet counties are all along the border.
A positive side effect of illegal immigration?
Well positive with respect to a personal liberty being restored, negative if they are irresponsible and drive while drunk, or become abusive while drunk, or let it interfere with their work/family life.0 -
Hiding a dildo in a dildo sized sausege, hmm that sounds like a good idea!
I thought you were going to say they were smuggleing them in body cavities.
Question?
What do you do for a living?
I'm a dildo smuggler!
That's somtin to be proud of [:D]0 -
[:D][:D] haaha that's funny! 0 -
Beside the point of the man disguising sex toys, he did it by hiding them in SAUSAGE!! I've never heard of "Schwartenmagen" sausage, but if it's pork, how is that allowed into a Muslim country? 0
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