Now, That's Italian!!
Now, That's Italian!!
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You try again."
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You try again."
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Thats just wrong ... but I've meet fathers that would say it!
On another note ... in your signature line you have this little icon
Whats that all about? It seems kind of0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
Thats just wrong ... but I've meet fathers that would say it!
On another note ... in your signature line you have this little icon
Whats that all about? It seems kind of
If you look closely that is a female smiley on the bottom![;)][:D][:o)]0 -
Reminds me of an old news item from the CBC(Canadian Broadcasting Corporation)about 20 yers ago. There was this couple in Italy. The husband was infertal and so his wife could not get pregnant. The couple enlisted help from a neighbor. After months and months the wife still did't get pregnant. The husband did some checking and found out that the neighbor had had a vasectomy. The couple were sueing. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
Thats just wrong ... but I've meet fathers that would say it!
On another note ... in your signature line you have this little icon
Whats that all about? It seems kind of
If you look closely that is a female smiley on the bottom![;)][:D][:o)]
No eyelashes, no lipstick ~ so how can you tell its a female smiley?0 -
quote:Originally posted by mcaso
Reminds me of an old news item from the CBC(Canadian Broadcasting Corporation)about 20 yers ago. There was this couple in Italy. The husband was infertal and so his wife could not get pregnant. The couple enlisted help from a neighbor. After months and months the wife still did't get pregnant. The husband did some checking and found out that the neighbor had had a vasectomy. The couple were sueing.
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quote:Originally posted by FWIW
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
Thats just wrong ... but I've meet fathers that would say it!
On another note ... in your signature line you have this little icon
Whats that all about? It seems kind of
If you look closely that is a female smiley on the bottom![;)][:D][:o)]
No eyelashes, no lipstick ~ so how can you tell its a female smiley?
Because only a female smiley would have a true smile on her face![;)][:D][:o)]0
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