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The Ten Commandments

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  • PC800
    The Ten Commandments
    *The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in
    a courthouse is this:
    You cannot post
    "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
    "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery ", and
    "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
    building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
    It creates a hostile work environment*
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  • PC800
    HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
    make your lives better.
    The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
    And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
    Can you give us an example?"
    "Thou shall not kill."
    "Not kill? We're not interested."

    God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
    The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
    Mother."
    "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

    Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
    The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
    steal."
    "Not steal? We're not interesd."

    Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
    The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not
    commit adultery."
    "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

    Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
    "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
    "They're free."
    "We'll take 10."

    There, that ought to offend just about everyone...[:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Sad but True!
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