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NASCAR's New Name

Captplaid
From this day forward I shall never refer to NASCAR by that name. In my contempt and disgust for the "sport" I shall begin referring to it by a new name. It is the American Society of Stock Car Racing.

That's right. NASCAR has become ASSCAR. Because the parity ASSCAR has created, the races are boring. No one is truly dominate. Teams are overly regulated and everyone basically drives the same car.

I can no longer despise a team because he drives a Ford. It's the same COT body for everyone. There is only true enemy to boo, hate and make joke about him being queer. Brian France has replace Jeff Gordon as the ENEMY OF THE FANS.

ASSCAR races suck.
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  • Rocklobster
    And to top it all off, Dale Earnhardt, Jr has decided to join the Hendrick pukes next year. Feh. [:(!]
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  • ObiWan
    I'd rather watch drifting. Asscar sux.
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  • Colt Super
    I'll start watching ASSCAR again when the MOPARS start running 426 HEMI Superbirds and Daytona Chargers, again.

    Doug
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  • Old Fool
    The first thing that they need to do is ban the d*** japmobiles.
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  • 320090T
    Jr really does want to win a championship doesn't he?
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  • Queen of Swords
    You are under the impression that ASSCAR is a sport, which it is not.

    It's a business, show business, much like professional wrestling.

    I'll go to my one race this year, as I have for the past 20 years or so, it's a great party and my only real "vacation" of the year, but I think next year Mike and I will look into going to Eldora.
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  • Rocklobster
    quote:Originally posted by 320090T
    Jr really does want to win a championship doesn't he?

    "Win" a championship. If he's lucky Hendrick will buy him one like he did for Gordon.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    When the cars started looking all the same, Ford put a "Taurus" as a "stock car", and Dale Sr. died, NASCAR plain sucked. Taking the "Southern flavor" out of the product makes for a bland series.
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