A MUST READ!! for PA
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Pennsylvania came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like (DAMN YOU FAKE CHEESE and AVOCADO COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST YOU DECEIVE THE OTHER 49!!!!!!!!!
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! ( I watched the mexicans that live next door to you get shot with "less lethal" weapons when they were holding a peaceful demonstration in the park, waving american flags until the riot police showed up. Women and children? bleen it!!!!!! Shoot'em all, DUDE!!!)
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100( and I've seen people killed in 100 mph car accidents.....they're the coolest all dead and awesome and stuff)
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont bleen around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass (when he should be worried about the availability of energy in the state. What do you get when a few million retards vote in an election? The Terminator becomes a public official
- I can go out at midnight ( the wonders of california, freedom 24 hours a day. Why didn't we think of that..............oh yeah we did.........Continental Congress in Philly son)
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code ( you're a bleening retard)
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD (If you're a greek god, go to Mt. Olympus and get ravaged by the flames)
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here ( and 99% of them are unoriginal and bleening blow)
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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Pennsylvania:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Pennsylvania is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world
We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what it is like HERE for real!
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you still go to a Mom and Pop grocery and get fresh homemade baked goods made by the owner every morning?
- Football is a religion, not a sport (Not true for everyone)
- In Pennsylvania, football means football, not soccer. (OK, this is only true for the UNeducated!)
- Pennsylvania is the best! Hey, we gave the US Tom Ridge, that's right, our former governor was the FIRST Head of Homeland Security. Kiss my buttocks, he was brave enough to do it! (The terror alert is "Teal"........should I be scared?)
- In Pennsylvania, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a poop, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds!
"90% of teenagers say "holy poop" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from pennsylvania and they say "hold my beer and check this out
Come on Pennsylvania Show Your Colors! Repost!
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like (DAMN YOU FAKE CHEESE and AVOCADO COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST YOU DECEIVE THE OTHER 49!!!!!!!!!
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! ( I watched the mexicans that live next door to you get shot with "less lethal" weapons when they were holding a peaceful demonstration in the park, waving american flags until the riot police showed up. Women and children? bleen it!!!!!! Shoot'em all, DUDE!!!)
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100( and I've seen people killed in 100 mph car accidents.....they're the coolest all dead and awesome and stuff)
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont bleen around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass (when he should be worried about the availability of energy in the state. What do you get when a few million retards vote in an election? The Terminator becomes a public official
- I can go out at midnight ( the wonders of california, freedom 24 hours a day. Why didn't we think of that..............oh yeah we did.........Continental Congress in Philly son)
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code ( you're a bleening retard)
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD (If you're a greek god, go to Mt. Olympus and get ravaged by the flames)
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here ( and 99% of them are unoriginal and bleening blow)
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Pennsylvania:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Pennsylvania is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world
We're famous- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what it is like HERE for real!
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you still go to a Mom and Pop grocery and get fresh homemade baked goods made by the owner every morning?
- Football is a religion, not a sport (Not true for everyone)
- In Pennsylvania, football means football, not soccer. (OK, this is only true for the UNeducated!)
- Pennsylvania is the best! Hey, we gave the US Tom Ridge, that's right, our former governor was the FIRST Head of Homeland Security. Kiss my buttocks, he was brave enough to do it! (The terror alert is "Teal"........should I be scared?)
- In Pennsylvania, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a poop, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds!
"90% of teenagers say "holy poop" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from pennsylvania and they say "hold my beer and check this out
Come on Pennsylvania Show Your Colors! Repost!
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YAY PHILLY! GO EAGLES! [:D] 0 -
I could not let this one go by [:)]
Pa. Coal region proud [8D]Access to 1000's of public acreage , where by the way , I can fire any or all of my firearms that in the states eyes is just fine [8D], ride four wheelers all day and never hit the same road twice . Soooooo , you can keep your beaches , and sandals , and anything else you Cali people have . I love it right here in Pa.
Should you ever come to visit , expect nothing less then good ol fashion hospitality , thats just the way it is in these parts [8D]0 -
im pretty sure every region in pa is a coal region haha, but damn i love my state, have to admit we do have some of the friendliest damn people around, well...most of the time 0 -
im from Dela Where? but i used to love going to PA, got my grand mother up there, always a nice place to be. Plus if you need some people interaction theres always Philadelphia, just stay out of NORTH PHILLY! 0 -
Mr. Gunz , I'm in Shamokin/Coal Township [8D] its about an hour north of Harrisburg . The folks around this area are +1 , and the deer hunting is pretty good , but there are more turkey then enything else 0 -
Can y'all shoot class 3 stuff there ??
Doug0 -
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Can y'all shoot class 3 stuff there ??
Doug
They can even shoot things with no class. Don0 -
California could school Pa in football, as could Texas and Florida. 0 -
quote:Can y'all shoot class 3 stuff there ??
As long as all the paper work and permits are in order for a class 3 rifle , I don't see why not [B)]
Don't think so on State Game lands or their shooting ranges though .0 -
to all you Cali dwellers..
If you are in the right parts of PA we are not overrun by Mexicans
If you are in the right parts of PA if said Mexicans (or anyone else) try a "home invasion" and you render them to room temperature you will NOT got to jail.
PA dwellers don't have to register their so called "assault rifles" so they can be confiscated by the state
Class 3 is forbidden on PAGC land but on private property have a ball
All PA needs to do is the have Filthadelphia secede to Joisey or Del-unaware and live would be good0
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