A True American
A True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat War Vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this post from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this post.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat War Vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this post from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this post.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
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good post.......... 0 -
Thanks for the post. 0 -
Redneck suits me just fine...I sure as Hell ain't ashamed of it!!! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
Redneck suits me just fine...I sure as Hell ain't ashamed of it!!!
Niether am I, and trust me my neck is as red as they come!
This was not about being ashamed of being a redneck, but rather about being an American!0 -
I know that GRD OH YEA!!! your list forgot one critical item!!!
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You don't think we shouldn't screw with the Second Amendment!!! And know why!!!0 -
Although you kinda sorta covered it but it is too important to go unsaid!!! 0 -
I am a Redneck and a true American. Most Rednecks in South GA are too. Round here folks don't get mad, they get even. Some AZZhole flies the flag upside down iz likely to have an unexpected house fire. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by whompuss
I am a Redneck and a true American. Most Rednecks in South GA are too. Round here folks don't get mad, they get even. Some AZZhole flies the flag upside down iz likely to have an unexpected house fire.
That is the way I feel abouy it too!!!
Anyone remember the small town in Indiana Cheif of Police that was ordered to release a flag burner from jail or go to jail himself...He went back to the jail called the Judge and said Let me know when my time is up!!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by whompuss
I am a Redneck and a true American. Most Rednecks in South GA are too. Round here folks don't get mad, they get even. Some AZZhole flies the flag upside down iz likely to have an unexpected house fire.
My dad always said "Don't get even, get ahead."[;)]0 -
Puerto Rican redneck in here!!!
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quote:Originally posted by whompuss
I am a Redneck and a true American. Most Rednecks in South GA are too. Round here folks don't get mad, they get even. Some AZZhole flies the flag upside down iz likely to have an unexpected house fire.
Yeah! 'Cuz that'll teach 'em what America's ALL ABOUT, BABY!!!!0 -
Good post GRD! 0 -
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
I burn my flags when I decommission them. I hope that don't count.0 -
quote:Originally posted by fastcarsgofast
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
I burn my flags when I decommission them. I hope that don't count.
Actually they should be turned over to an organization like the American Legion for proper disposal! Most of thier posts do burn them after a proper cerimony!
I have 2 of them here at the house right now that I will be taleing to them for disposal.
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