Politically incorrect
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family
members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............ the restauranteur
Guday............... the half-Australian brother
Huray............... the sports fanatic
Sashay.............. the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay..... the twins from the African mother
Sayhay.............. the baseball player
Ojay................ the stalker/murderer
Gulay............... the singer/entertainer
Ebay................ the internet czar
Biliray............. the country music star
Ecksray............. the radiologist
Puray............... the blender factory owner
Regay............... the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay............... the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Lattay.............. the coffee shop owner
Bufay............... the 300 pound sister
Dushay.............. the clean sister
Phayray............. the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............ the grocery store owner
Ollay............... the half-mexican sister
Gudlay.............. the prostitute
And Finally:
There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much
To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!
members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............ the restauranteur
Guday............... the half-Australian brother
Huray............... the sports fanatic
Sashay.............. the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay..... the twins from the African mother
Sayhay.............. the baseball player
Ojay................ the stalker/murderer
Gulay............... the singer/entertainer
Ebay................ the internet czar
Biliray............. the country music star
Ecksray............. the radiologist
Puray............... the blender factory owner
Regay............... the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay............... the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Lattay.............. the coffee shop owner
Bufay............... the 300 pound sister
Dushay.............. the clean sister
Phayray............. the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............ the grocery store owner
Ollay............... the half-mexican sister
Gudlay.............. the prostitute
And Finally:
There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much
To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!
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What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What do cow patties and cowgirls have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
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An oft misused phrase, wasted on Bill Maher who is nothing more than a standard-issue liberal.
I've had a pretty politically incorrect week, though -- more than usual. First I saw the two History Channel documentaries on the bigot groups, neoNazis and the KKK. Then I got to remembering I never took a look at the Turner Diaries. A quick Internet search produced a free copy of the entire book posted online, on a series of web pages. I had this e-book maker that I had never used, so I tried it on these pages, and lo and behold, I made myself a perfect e-book of Turner Diaries -- at no cost, and worth every penny, I'm sure. I'm not a racist, so I'm curious but not really looking forward to reading it. Anyway, the e-book thing is remarkable -- you get a nice self-opening, formatted electronic book, you can turn pages just like a real one, and the size of the file is not much bigger than a text file, about 580k.
Secondly, I've been thinking of popping in some more VHS episodes of my collection of Amos 'n Andy TV series this week. One of the funniest, best written comedy series ever produced, but out of favor because it is controversial. Frankly, I think of it as giving a lot of work to Black actors, and as a piece of Black Americana. Again, I'm no bigot, and these shows are hilarious in any culture.
But my copy of Catcher in the Rye is still packed away in a box, and I haven't read it since it was popular with students in high school in the 60s. So I guess I'm not a nut, after all. Yes, we read a lot of J.D. Salinger way back before his book became connected with a couple of crazies. In fact, Salinger wrote the less infamous FRANNY AND ZOOEY and RAISE HIGH THE ROOF BEAM, CARPENTER as well as the accursed RYE. I never enjoyed RYE anyway. It never made much sense to me; the kid, Holden Caulfield, had a recurring dream where he stood near the edge of a cliff, in a field of rye, and caught people as they tried to run and jump off the cliff. What that had to do with a high school kid in Indiana, I may never know...
But for some reason, reading that book now borders on the "policitally incorrect." At least I don't collect shrunken heads or something. [:D]
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T. Jefferson: "[When doing Constitutional interpretation], let us [go] back to the time when [it] was adopted. [Rather than] invent a meaning [let us] conform to the probable one in which it was passed."0 -
This billboard used to be between Chehalis and Centralia.
At one time "LadyBird Johnson" and her ilk were trying to clean up the roadsides and "plant a tree, a shrub, or a bush" (I think I've quoted Fannie Flagg accurately, if you remember her). This sign survived because it was on-site advertising for Hamilton Turkey farms.
As far as I know, Hamilton Turkey farms no longer exists, but the sign, now a few miles south of Chehalis continues to show frequent politically incorrect messages from the Hamilton family.
http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_111707WAB_billboard_KS.125f6745.html0 -
Yeah, that guy's usually got something good on that board. I love it! 0 -
hey man, 1st ammendment rights gotta love it 0 -
i remember when LB's program came thru US50 here...what a GD waste of money...used to have open right-of-way ditches that you could mow & now have trees that have resulted in deaths of some who left the blacktop...there were an endless series of crews involved in these trees 0 -
Boo Hoo...
This just in...roaches get upset when the hosts try to remove them.
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If it's upsetting to some, they probably should not be here, they should be in mekhicko. Don't like the free speech -- get the heck out as well. Easy. 0 -
True that, but you know the Lefty Media just can't miss an opportunity to run up to a brown person and stick a microphone in their face to ask them what their "feelings" are, regarding crap like this.
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quote:Originally posted by AZEX
True that, but you know the Lefty Media just can't miss an opportunity to run up to a brown person and stick a microphone in their face to ask them what their "feelings" are, regarding crap like this.
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And? If it's upsetting them, the only thing it means -- they are not American and should either get out or bear with wants and needs of Americans. Last I checked, nobody was stopping anyone at the border on the way out.0 -
When I used to drive up there all the time I allways enjoyed seeing what ol unkle sam was going to say! 0
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