Food idea qanted - creative.
I will be doing some acting at the local haunted house beginning next week. I am a doctor and am looking for a way to make some edible body parts to snack on while walking around for a couple of hours. I am thinking jerky might be something that lasts if I can shape it. I will be on a 7 hour shift walking around inside and out of a warm/chilly environment.
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Found this online....Its a start, there are some "body parts" listed...
Jerky would be okay if you shape it...Is this a talking role?....
The Haunted Body Shop:
Body Parts Directory
Teenage Werewolf Hearts: Peeled, roasted chestnuts ("good to eat-feel the ridges on your tongue")
Bat's Toenails: Whole caraway or cumin seeds; "crush them in your teeth."
Batwings: Smoked turkey wings (without the drumstick); beef jerky lightly soaked to soften.
Bloody Nuns'Hearts: poached eggs in chunky salsa.
Breaking Fingers: Wieners pierced with a thin breadstick; snap in half. (use a skewer to make a hole through the length of the wiener first).
Burned Rats & Rattails: Long green anaheim chiles (fresh, with stem), charred until blackened.
Coagulated Bat's Blood: chunky fruit pur?e with granola.
Cockroach Carcasses: Rice crackers-the ones shaped like little logs.
Dead Baby Brains: A bowl of overcooked, mushy cauliflower and eggplant, with large, round capers; can also be anyone's brains.
Dead Baby Fat: Tofu, preferably silken soft but any variety will do.
Dead Ears: Dried apricots, apples or pears.
Dead Witch Veins: Cooked buccatini (hollow spaghetti), chilled.
Decaying Flesh 1: dried phyllo dough sheets.
Decaying Flesh 2: baked puff pastry.
Decaying Flesh 3: mashed potatoes topped with flakes of the above.
Decaying Flesh 4: Corn meal mush, or polenta, dried and in chunks.
Decaying Flesh 5: Toasted dried seaweed sheets (Japanese nori); crush them.
Dried Lizard Legs: fried La Choy Noodles
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Dried Worm Exo-Skeletons: fried La Choy Noodles.
Ectoplasm: Applesauce.
Eyeballs 1: Popping: Cherry tomatoes set in gelatin (Jello) in an ice cube tray-stick one in the victim's mouth and tell them to bite down.
Eyeballs 2: Peeled grapes in a bowl; stick the victim's hand in.
Eyeballs 3: Olives stuffed with cream cheese and a squid tentacle.
Eyeballs 4: Fish eyeballs: martini pearl onions in a bowl of honey; raisins plumped in oil.
Fresh Vomit: Chunky Salsa & Canned Corn, mixed.
Missing Toe or Finger: Piece of carrot, cut to proper size, peeled and dried for 2 days.
Pus Soup: Mayonnaise and green salsa.
Rotted teeth: Unpopped (or partially popped) popcorn kernels; Cornnuts; pine nuts.
Skeleton hair: Corn silks.
Vampire's Earwax: Fudge.
Worms: Spaghetti in a bowl; spiral-shaped rotini make good locust larvae; stick victim's hand in.
Zombie hair: scraped, cooked spaghetti squash.0
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