You may be headed "over the hill" if . . .
You may be headed "over the hill" if . . .
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks, and discover you aren't
wearing any.
At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, and pop, and you're not eating
cereal.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
You wake up looking like your driver's license photo.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always
hated it!
When all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age.
When you step off the curb, and look down one more time to make sure the street
is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your memor y is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole
time.
You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on
top of it.
Over the hill, or not, you've got some swingin' friend who wa nted to make you
smile by sharing this with you!
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks, and discover you aren't
wearing any.
At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, and pop, and you're not eating
cereal.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
You wake up looking like your driver's license photo.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always
hated it!
When all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age.
When you step off the curb, and look down one more time to make sure the street
is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Your memor y is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole
time.
You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on
top of it.
Over the hill, or not, you've got some swingin' friend who wa nted to make you
smile by sharing this with you!
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Good ones GRD[:D][:D][8D] 0 -
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Are you getting personal?????????????? [8D][8D] 0 -
I like this one: When happy hour is a nap[:0][:0] 0 -
The other day before I rode some laps on the Motocross bike I was doing some stretches to keep from pulling a muscle and I pulled a muscle while stretching.
I think I am over the hill whether I want to be or not.0 -
quote:Originally posted by wtroper
Are you getting personal?????????????? [8D][8D]
Yup![:D]0
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