The Pastor's Donkey

The Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to
enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next
day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS
FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY? BEING CONCERNED ABOUT PUBLIC OPINION CAN BRING
YOU MUCH GRIEF AND MISERY,
AND EVEN SHORTEN YOUR LIFE. SO, BE YOURSELF AND ENJOY LIFE ...STOP
WORRYING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S ASS, AND YOU'LL LIVE LONGER AND BE A LOT
HAPPIER.