One last one before work! <jk>
I've really been enjoying the humor this morning. Somewhere I've got one
about skinning an eight hundred pound gorilla but I can seem to find it![:D]
Here's another in it's place![:o)]
It's been fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of
the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby boomers.
They include:
1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
8. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
[:D]
about skinning an eight hundred pound gorilla but I can seem to find it![:D]
Here's another in it's place![:o)]
It's been fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of
the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby boomers.
They include:
1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
8. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
[:D]
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If your hair's fallin' out you've got to take her out... Rogaine
If your hair's fallin down, down on the ground... Rogaine
Rub it in, Rub it in, rub it in... Rogaine!
You wanna feel like a man, you need a new plan, Rogaine
When there's none to coif and your girl's runnin' off, Rogaine
She's quite right, she's quite right, she's quite right.. Rogaine !
When your mane is gone but you wanna rock on, Rogaine
Don't forget this fact, you might grow it back, Rogaine
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands... Rogaine!
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands... Rogaine!0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
If your hair's fallin' out you've got to take her out... Rogaine
If your hair's fallin down, down on the ground... Rogaine
Rub it in, Rub it in, rub it in... Rogaine!
You wanna feel like a man, you need a new plan, Rogaine
When there's none to coif and your girl's runnin' off, Rogaine
She's quite right, she's quite right, she's quite right.. Rogaine !
When your mane is gone but you wanna rock on, Rogaine
Don't forget this fact, you might grow it back, Rogaine
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands... Rogaine!
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands... Rogaine!
By some crazy coincidence KLOS here in SoCal is playing that classic Clapton song right this second!0
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