Deep Thoughts................
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're likely in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, " What the hell happened?"
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're likely in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, " What the hell happened?"
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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Gives one many things to ponder.[;)] 0 -
GOOD POST AND I'LL FORWARD IT ONTO FRIENDS !! 0 -
Aren't most of those quotes from Steve Wright? 0 -
quote:21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
You'll never reach death by getting scared half-way to it. Every time it will divide what you have left by half. You'll get damn close to it, but you'll never reach it.
Still don't understand? Look at it this way:
What's half of 16?
8
What's half of 8?
4
What's half of 4?
2
What's half of 2?
1
What's half of 1?
1/2
What's half of 1/2?
1/4
What's half of 1/4?
1/8
What's half of 1/8?
1/16
Etc. You'll never reach 0 by dividing by 2, no matter how small you get.0 -
Yeah, Zulu, but I wouldn't want to get that close! [;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
quote:21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
You'll never reach death by getting scared half-way to it. Every time it will divide what you have left by half. You'll get damn close to it, but you'll never reach it.
Still don't understand? Look at it this way:
What's half of 16?
8
What's half of 8?
4
What's half of 4?
2
What's half of 2?
1
What's half of 1?
1/2
What's half of 1/2?
1/4
What's half of 1/4?
1/8
What's half of 1/8?
1/16
Etc. You'll never reach 0 by dividing by 2, no matter how small you get.
Good thing I don't smoke weed. I'd be trippin on that the rest of the day!0 -
It's a shame when a family gets torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. 0 -
The ultimate problem Zulu, is that death is subject to mathematical rounding.[;)]
Half of not much is sometimes not enough.[:D]0
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