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quirky things your girlfriend wants you to do

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  • spanielsells
    My wife asks me every so often to wash her hair. It usually leads to sex, strangely enough. So, when she asks, I'm always glad to do it. [:D]
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  • buschmaster
    why does she want you to wash her hair for her? does this turn chicks on or something?? I don't get it.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    why does she want you to wash her hair for her? does this turn chicks on or something?? I don't get it.
    She claims that it really relaxes her and she finds it romantic.

    I find it a ticket to sex.

    Wash her hair. Offer to wash her hair even when she doesn't ask.
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  • p3skyking
    She's always asking for weird stuff. The other night, she asked me to put my cup in the sink. I thought it was just fine on the coffee table.

    Then she hit me up with getting HER a glass of tea while I was in the kitchen.

    She's got this shoe fetish too. She makes me do a little ritual of scraping my shoes across a mat before I come into the house.

    The most annoying though is taking a shower EVERY NIGHT.[:0][}:)]
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  • Colonel Plink
    "quirky things your girlfriend wants you to do"

    Leave my wife.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    JOKING!

    Really, honey.

    It was just a little joke.



    Which, ironically is what she calle me when I'm naked.
    I heard she is waiting for "something" to come in an adult size. [}:)] [}:)] [:p] [:p]
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  • Donld
    Leave my wife.

    [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]
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  • Cubslover
    Women love to have their hair played with.
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  • woodshermit
    Whenever I visit my gf in civilization she wants me to do stuff, like put away dishes, put down the toilet seat, and FLUSH. Lately, she has been saying the yellow spots on her snow covered back yard look bad. But, I'm glad you said something about the hair thing. She has a designated "Girl's Night" and I happened to drop by unannounced a couple of weeks ago. She and her friend from work were taking turns washing each other's hair and the bathtub looked like it was just used. It did seem odd to me at the time that there were scented candles burning everywhere. Hmmm, I guess now I will be dropping in on "Girl's Night" more often.
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  • David Nunn
    Have you ever been asked to shave her legs? Now, that is fun.

    The preferred place is the bathtub, and you get in the tub with her. You can even prop one leg on your shoulder while working on it.

    Makes for a great view. [;)]
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  • bull300wsm
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Have you ever been asked to shave her legs? Now, that is fun.

    The preferred place is the bathtub, and you get in the tub with her. You can even prop one leg on your shoulder while working on it.

    Makes for a great view. [;)]




    Easy NUNN it's early[;)]
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  • woodshermit
    Nunn, thanks. That might explain the freshly drained bathtub I discovered on "Girl's Night".

    There was a movie a couple of years ago with Billy Bob Thornton and there's a scene where he's shaving his wife's legs. Can't recall the name of the film.
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  • COLT
    Nunn quote:Have you ever been asked to shave her legs? Now, that is fun.

    The preferred place is the bathtub, and you get in the tub with her. You can even prop one leg on your shoulder while working on it.

    Makes for a great view.

    ...Whoo-Hoo!

    ... Does anyone ever ask why you keep a mask and snorkle in your bathroom?..[:p][:0]

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  • buschmaster
    phhbblttltt! you wouldn't be the only one to say that, beleive me
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Even more interesting buschmaster, is the kinky things your girlfriend asked me to do.[}:)]
    So did you wind up barking like a dog and wearing that Little Bo Peep costume?
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  • He Dog
    Hmph, clearly she did not ask me the same thing as she ask you Spanielsells, or should I say bopeepster?
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  • buschmaster
    rrroowwrrrr!!!

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  • Huntingnerd33
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    rrroowwrrrr!!!

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    [:D][:D]
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  • Huntingnerd33
    Mine likes having her hair played with. I've gotten somewhat good at braiding since then.
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  • fishermanben
    I had an ex that had a strange fetish for me having to fix stuff at her house. Sometimes she would sabotage things like the hardware in the back of her toilet so I'd have to fix it.

    Ben
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  • godalejr
    my ex liked her toenails painted, afterwars the reward was sweet. too bad we could not get along other than that.
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  • Odawgp
    not quirky but kinky..

    Ever had your girlfriend ask you too sleep with her sister?

    only one time, the cat fight which insued was BAD

    never do/did that again[V]
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  • carbine100
    Lately my wife has been asking me to pack up my stuff and leave alot....what's up with that??????
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  • mateomasfeo
    The wife likes it when I shave fades and lightning bolts into her pubes. She especially likes the electric razor.

    ????????

    I never did figure out what that was all about!
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  • MN Hunter
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    The wife likes it when I shave fades and lightning bolts into her pubes. She especially likes the electric razor.

    ????????

    I never did figure out what that was all about!




    lol lol lol [:D][:D][:D]
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  • 11b6r
    Careful, Nunn! That leg shaving was part of what got the guys at the Tailhook convention![:p]
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  • cbxjeff
    I had one that wanted me to quit drinking and chasing other girls.

    What a dreamer that one was!
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  • godalejr
    actually my wife wanted a threesome with her sister. the girl was 16 and attractivr but a miner not to mention it was just plain wrong.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    My old lady loves it when I pop the zits on her back, after Ive shaved it.[:D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    My old lady loves it when I pop the zits on her back, after Ive shaved it.[:D]


    Thanks.

    I was getting hungry, but I really need to lose a few pounds.
    Jenny Craig could hire you as an appetite suppressant[:D]
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