I can't do anything right
I can't do anything right
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for
half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next
to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,'
the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to
see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between
sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an
important meeting; so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed
with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying
to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then...
Son of a bitch, if you don't show up and drink all the damn poison.'
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for
half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next
to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,'
the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to
see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between
sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an
important meeting; so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed
with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying
to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then...
Son of a bitch, if you don't show up and drink all the damn poison.'
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... couldn't have been worse.
... could've fround the wife in bed with the dog!
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