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father explains condoms "joke"

sharpshooter039
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high
school
boys, 0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and
TW0 for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."
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  • bamafan
    [:D]
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  • SW 357Mag
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Mr. Gunz
    [8D]
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    That is so true....[8D]

    Trinity +++
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    I'd hate to see what a ten pack was for!

    "2001... 2002... 2003... 2004..."
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  • Cubslover
    So not true.[:D]
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  • rhythm_guy
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    So not true.[:D]

    +1
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  • acm1288
    Glad i'm still in college!!!!
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  • buschmaster
    military.jpg

    they come in boxes of 30
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  • alledan
    I hear if you buy them by the gross it will..........













    ....kill you[:0][:(][:D]
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  • dakotashooter2
    Story of my life.[V]
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  • XLpitman
    [:D][:D]
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