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  • pabooger
    quote:Dawnie called me to come look out the window into the front yard. Said she saw a peacock. (??????)


    She thought a peacock was a turtle!!!!!![:D]

    WHat the hell was she smokin?????[;)][;)][;)][:D]
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by pabooger
    quote:Dawnie called me to come look out the window into the front yard. Said she saw a peacock. (??????)


    She thought a peacock was a turtle!!!!!![:D]

    WHat the hell was she smokin?????[;)][;)][;)][:D]
    Must've been good!![;)]
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  • tobefree
    Give it a bath it'll look like this!!!

    Mighty_Turtle_of_Maryland.jpg
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]-As a routine, ordinary peacocks don't mess with "NINJA" turtles-

    --[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO
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  • Henry0Reilly
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    We last saw it heading north through the drainage ditch in front of the house.


    Are they out of season in Texas or do you not care for free meat?

    Last time I found one of these I gave it to my uncle. Before I left that day he gave me a Browning Lightning 12 ga. Needless to say I've been watching carefully for turtles ever since!
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  • shoff14
    supper!
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  • Txs
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    We last saw it heading north through the drainage ditch in front of the house. I figure it came out of our pond. Something about lots of rain makes these critters try and seek new homes.That's probably a soon to be momma.

    This is the height of Snapping Turtle laying season and they travel away from water to lay their eggs.
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  • Colt Super
    Looks like the peacocks we have.

    Doug
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  • Locust Fork
    Bry is the cutest ever! I bet he talked about that turtle for hours. My son was all about the cute little bugs at that age. I saw one of these and thought it was a cow patty in the field until someone threw a rock and it took off running. Those things are pretty dang FAST!
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  • pabooger
    Snappers make good soup!!!!!![:D]
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  • pabooger
    We have seen quite a few snappers around here lately, it's been really dry and they have been crossing the road trying to find water!!!!

    Turtles people I am talking about turtles!!!![}:)][:p][:D]
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  • fishkiller41
    We have some big "Leatherback" turtles around here.Emmersome good-eatin' too..And their eggs make GREAT carrot cake!! [;)]

    Jeff
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  • mateomasfeo
    Cool tortoise.

    Don't know what kind that is, but he/she is a hefty looking fellow. I have found three in my yard this year, one over 12 inches in length. The big boys don't stand for no caca. Mine backed down 2 cats with a hiss and an open mouth. Now he lets me scratch his head. He is a Yellow Bellied Cooter and has vicious serrated teeth.

    Tortuga -


    MapTurtle_03.jpg

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    My pet tortoise Lucille is a tortoise who wouldn't bite anything but food -


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    Some tortoises live 75 years and get huge!


    Tortoise.jpg
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  • dawnie
    Ok guys,,it was early in the morning and I was looking out the kitchen window and ok yes i didn think it was peakcock....
    Bry didnt like me messing with the turtle everytime I got close to it he would start to cry....
    He is only 18 months so he doesnt really know what it is...just that he didnt care for it that much
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by dawnie
    Ok guys,,it was early in the morning and I was looking out the kitchen window and ok yes i didn think it was peakcock....
    Bry didnt like me messing with the turtle everytime I got close to it he would start to cry....
    He is only 18 months so he doesnt really know what it is...just that he didnt care for it that much


    Good. For a minute there I thought we were going to have to get some lasic surgery scheduled for you![}:)]
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  • David Nunn
    Nobody is touching those eyes!!!
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Nobody is touching those eyes!!!


    I'm thinking serously of giving it a try because I can't see crap any more. If I focus on the front sight, the targer disappears. Naturely, they want to do the most expensive one to me, the crystal lense. $6,000 bucks an eye. I asked them how well I could see if they only did one eye (as a joke) and they gave me a dirty look.

    Oh well, I guess, for me, it would be like putting a $100 saddle on a $10 horse anyway. My luck is I would die a week after I had the surgery. Maybe I could get Sandy to harvest them in case she needed them later![}:)]

    I'm surprised Dawnie didn't add the turtle to the critter clan![:D]
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  • David Nunn
    quote:I'm surprised Dawnie didn't add the turtle to the critter clan!

    Turtle too cranky for that. I pulled off a green tree branch about 3/8" in diameter and held it down for the turtle to bite. It had no trouble biting the branch in two. Wait a minute! It can't be the species of turtle it is; it HAS to be the way it was raised! LOL!

    Anyhow, on account of the heavy and relentless rains, there have been a lot of ambulatory turtles about. When we find one on the road, usually a red-ear (a slider similar to the one pictured by mateo) we pick it up, bring it home and release it in our pond. I hate to see these poor inoffensive creatures splattered on the highway.
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  • zipperzap
    Yep - that's a pretty fair sized 'toe taker' - I've only come across
    one HUMONGOUS in our swamp in Mich. when I was a kid -
    looked about 40 feet long to me - over my shoulder as I was
    scrambling to get out of the water/away from it!

    ... it was probably a lot smaller than 40 feet BUT that how my
    memory still recalls it!

    ... I can see mistaking it for a peacock - especially if it's snapped and
    missed!!
    [:o)]
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  • sierrasam
    whew, I thought this said "turd" in the yard,, got a little freaked
    when I started seeing recipes.
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  • 11b6r
    Tastes like chicken. Down towards the Dismal Swamp, we get some the size of a #3 washtub. You use a rifle on those.
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