WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!
I am kinda a hot sauce buff. Tonight I grabbed the Dave's Insanity to put a few drops on my pizza and got to reading the label (which I have never done before).
Here is what it says:
QUOTE:
WARNING!
Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from eyes, pets, and children. Not for people with heart/respiratory problems.
It also says:
Quote:
A great cooking ingredient for sauces, soups, and stews. Also, strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains.
No wonder my body is putting me through HELL!
Here is what it says:
QUOTE:
WARNING!
Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from eyes, pets, and children. Not for people with heart/respiratory problems.
It also says:
Quote:
A great cooking ingredient for sauces, soups, and stews. Also, strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains.
No wonder my body is putting me through HELL!
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that stuff is WRONG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 -
Dave's is great! I use it all the time. Another good one is A$$ Reaper. Neither are for the faint of heart.
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quote:Originally posted by jabronij3
that stuff is WRONG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found out that everything fun in life is wrong![;)][:D][}:)]0 -
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quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
I bet that elephant is saying come on ice cream![:D][:D][:D]0 -
Heh. One of the more popular college bars would always have a bottle around... deal was 2 drops on your tongue, no water/bread/milk/anything for 15 min, and drink free the rest of the night.... Saw many people try, don't recall any winners... 0 -
Makes a great octane booster for my car. 0 -
...Dave's is for lightweights.
http://www.mohotta.com/product/330/10 -
Tap, that sounds nuclear[:0][:0][:0][xx(] Loko[:p] 0 -
We have a place around here, that you have to sign a release form before you leave the store. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
Is that Rosie?!? [:D][:D][8D]0 -
Sounds like it won't be long until you'll only have your
'colonospicy' bag to worry about. They make some
pretty cool leg holsters for those bags - and, of course,
they now come (the bags) in coordinated decorator colors!
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quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
Tap, that sounds nuclear[:0][:0][:0][xx(] Loko[:p]
...They have some crazy stuff, but 7 million Scoville units sounds downright toxic. No, I wouldn't pay that kind of money for hot sauce. That weird hot mustard stuff at chinese restaurants is hot enough for me. I bet the wife that I'd down a double shot of it. I did...once. She didn't pay off though. Said she'd rather drink the hot mustard...[:D]0 -
I used to have a bottle of pure capsicum. It is the stuff that makes all these other sauces hot. It eventually ate through the GLASS bottle it was kept in.
But it sure was fun at parties watching someone trying to eat that stuff. [:D]0 -
anything that hot cant have any flavor, you just as well out a hot poker in your mouth[:(][:(][:(][:(] 0 -
Shines brass real good, also. Ancient Navy secret.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
Is that Rosie?!? [:D][:D][8D]
NOPE: don't any of you recognize phattbasturd?0 -
7 mIllion units would be excellent for Coyotes/ Wild Dogs and raw meat [:D][:D] 0 -
I use that stuff in place of ketchup... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
Why's that toilet have a windspoiler on the back?0 -
quote:Originally posted by tapwater
quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
Tap, that sounds nuclear[:0][:0][:0][xx(] Loko[:p]
...They have some crazy stuff, but 7 million Scoville units sounds downright toxic. No, I wouldn't pay that kind of money for hot sauce. That weird hot mustard stuff at chinese restaurants is hot enough for me. I bet the wife that I'd down a double shot of it. I did...once. She didn't pay off though. Said she'd rather drink the hot mustard...[:D]
Went to a new Mexican restaurant that opened up a few weeks ago. Ordered mild green chile sauce with my burrito. Touched the fork in the sauce, put it on my tongue and it just about put tears in my eyes. I downed my glass of water, my wife's glass of water, and even her iced tea (I hate iced tea) trying to get the burn to stop.
Asked the wife to try it, she did, and she said that was a helluva lot hotter than what was on her plate, which was also the mild sauce.
I sent it back and asked for no sauce.0 -
Was playing poker with a couple buddies one night having some beers and eating pizza. Well one of my friends picked the bottle of Daves Insanity up thinking it was Tabasco and started dumping it on a lice of pizza. I have never seen another man in that much pain before, and Im a paramedic. 0 -
i was at a party once where everyone was trying that stuff, laughing at each other, etc.. well one of the guys went around the corner for a minute to water the grass and when he came back... he was damn near in tears!!! lol. needless to say he didn't wash his hands after handling the bottle of daves, which was insane!!! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
i was at a party once where everyone was trying that stuff, laughing at each other, etc.. well one of the guys went around the corner for a minute to water the grass and when he came back... he was damn near in tears!!! lol. needless to say he didn't wash his hands after handling the bottle of daves, which was insane!!!
LOL. Now that there's funny. I don't care who you are.0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize Originally posted by steeltoe1978
That's Dave's friend, montazuma.0 -
quote:Originally posted by tapwater
...Dave's is for lightweights.
http://www.mohotta.com/product/330/1
Wow! That stuff is 100 bucks an ounce!!!0
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