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Colt Super

June 15, 2007 20:22

Roy: "... I moved in with a beautiful woman..."

Hyde: "What happened ??"

Roy: "She found out I was there..."

Doug: "Sorry."

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  zipperzap

  June 15, 2007 21:24

  Announcer:
  This scene is on board a very low budget airline.
  
  Pilot:
  Well, are we anywhere near the airport, co-pilot ?
  
  Co-Pilot:
  (peering out the window) I don't know... I see lights
  over there to the port. That's likely it. Bring 'er
  around and have a look.
  
  Pilot:
  (lurching plane hard to the left) Boy, I can't tell.
  I wish the company would buy us some instruments.
  
  Co-Pilot:
  (pulling compass from pocket) Oh, I've got my trusty
  compass and the sun went down about 20 minutes ago, so
  we've got to be on course. (Excited) Look, see that
  spot down there, that must be it.
  
  Pilot:
  Okay, here we go. Give me 20 degrees flaps, I'm going
  in. (Puts plane into a nose dive, sound effects.)
  
  Pilot:
  This is going to be tough. Give me more flaps, cut
  back the engines. (Louder) More flaps, less throttle!
  
  Co-Pilot:
  (Appropriate actions and sounds, acting panicky.)
  
  Pilot:
  QUICK, cut the engines, give me brakes. MORE BRAKES!
  
  Both:
  (Sighs of relief) We're down, we made it!
  
  Pilot:
  Boy that was a short runway!
  
  Co-Pilot : (Looking right, then left) Yep, and wide too!
  [:D]

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  Colt Super

  June 15, 2007 22:43

  Solid.
  
  D.

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  Captplaid

  June 15, 2007 22:49

  Hey Zip,
  
  So your know reviewing screenplays for your "friends". [:D]
  
  That was a good one. Thanks.

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