Never Choke in the South
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their
junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to
turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue . The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it"
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their
junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating
a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to
turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue . The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it"
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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
> > talk about their moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table, begins to
> > cough.
> >
> > After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress
> >
> > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > "Kin ya breathe?"
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
>
> > yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
> > with his tongue.
> >
> > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> > obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> >
> > As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
>
> > bar.
> >
> > His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick
> > Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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SALLY
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someday we will lick all those Heimee's[}:)] 0 -
[:D][:D][:D] An oldie, but a goodie. 0 -
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