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Captplaid
You don't have email. Sorry, yesterday's joke.

Hey, I did my good deed for the day. Drove a skydive jumper back to the drop zone.

Poor SOB got lost and wandered around in the corn field for 2.5 hours before showing up on my deck. He was from Belgium and didn't know how to get out of a corn field. He was tacking back and forth looking for a way out. He was worn out and dehydrated. I think he thought he was going to die out there.
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  • dongizmo
    You should have taken him prisoner, and made him weed the garden[}:)][:D]
    Don
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  • bobski
    did he ruin your corn![:p]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by bobski
    did he ruin your corn![:p]


    I don't know. It's too hot. I ain't going out there.

    They're usually harder on the fences.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    You should've broken out the Swastika flag and Waffen SS uniform and practiced your "Heil Hitler" impressions.
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    You should have taken him prisoner, and made him weed the garden[}:)][:D]
    Don+1 [:D][:D]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    You should have taken him prisoner, and made him weed the garden[}:)][:D]
    Don+1 [:D][:D]


    Wife says he was a cute little Frenchman.

    I told her the French are always polite when Americans save their butts. Once they get refreshed, they become rude again. Besides he was Belgian. She likes the prisoner idea.
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