"Counselors"
Me and Mrs. Plaid have to go see a counselor this afternoon. No, It's not what you think. In fact, in spite of hints, I seriously doubt you'll guess why. We don't have any problems and a judge is not requiring it.
Nevertheless I am not looking forward to it. Like any man I don't want to talk about anything except why I gotta pay this Crackerjack $350. Stupid FDA rules.
Plan is to shut up and nod. Act normal. Don't talk about my friends in my head. Now that I think of it, that is probably every other man's strategy. Better come up with a new more creative plan.
Nevertheless I am not looking forward to it. Like any man I don't want to talk about anything except why I gotta pay this Crackerjack $350. Stupid FDA rules.
Plan is to shut up and nod. Act normal. Don't talk about my friends in my head. Now that I think of it, that is probably every other man's strategy. Better come up with a new more creative plan.
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Capt- I used to do work for the Big Green Machine that required me to talk with a counselor periodically. Some were really good at what they do, some were not. Just like auto mechanics, plumbers, and gunsmiths. Remember, the only thing worse than talking to a counselor you don't WANT to talk to, is BEING the counselor that the person does not want to talk to. Luck! 0 -
A required counseling that you have to pay for..ouch.[B)] 0 -
Be sure you can accurately answer these three questions:
What is your name?
What day of the week is it?
Where are you?
If you blow one answer, it is off to the state mental hospital for 72 hours.0 -
Wet the bed?
Everyone has an occasional wetness. Right?
It's perfectly natural.0 -
Depends 0 -
You're adopting? 0 -
Went to a divorce counsler, she was getting one too. Not much credibility there. 0 -
my dad did that for a while (the was the counselor) sorry I can't give you any advice, cuz he's the one that did it, not me! but all's I can say is they can talk all they want, what you want to do is all up to you. and don't sweat it, more ppl do this than you would have thought. 0 -
This is what I have found.
Don't refer to the doctor as the "Mad Scientist".
Don't refer to a third party as "The Mexican living in the basement".
Don't call the the counselor as "Dr. Phil" She doesn't like it.
Don't accuse the counselor as "getting all Dr. Phil over my a$$".
I think I passed.
I'm really not this crude or ignorant, but in life you have to make fun of some things and at $350 a pop I've got to find the humor.0
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