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Captplaid
Need a will. Nothing fancy, just a simple will. Me, Mrs. Plaid, house, and one person to inherit.

Do I need to pay a lawyer, or is a computer program good enough?
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  • spanielsells
    Computer program.

    Actually, you don't even need a will. In most states, without a will, the property would automatically go to your current spouse.
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  • mowart
    Here in VA , with no will, 1/3 goes to spouse and 2/3 to the kids. But do you want your wife having to ask a court appointed executor for food money, etc? Also your estate pays his fees.
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  • bigtire
    Dang it! I thought it was a dead Lawyer joke![;)][}:)][}:)]
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by bigtire
    Dang it! I thought it was a dead Lawyer joke![;)][}:)][}:)]


    A dead lawyers not a joke...... its a blessing. Don
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  • WinM70
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Smokeeater 38
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by bigtire
    Dang it! I thought it was a dead Lawyer joke![;)][}:)][}:)]


    A dead lawyers not a joke...... its a blessing. Don




    [:p][:D][:p][:D][:p][:D]
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  • chollagardens
    Pay one now or pay several later.
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  • tapwater
    ...I thought it had something to do with Matty. [;)]

    ...Really, I need a simple will also. Any online forms that you can vouch for?
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  • mateomasfeo
    I set my own broken arm. I learned how on the internet. I didn't have to pay nothin'. Kinda tingles though...

    DCON, there will be a RAID tonight.
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    DCON, there will be a RAID tonight.


    Damn, I was afraid of that! Don
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  • plains scout
    Mateo --

    I will form the distraction on the main gate. You clandestinely loob A summons over the wall. When dcon picks it up and sees what it is he will wail. That should work to detect his exact location and which will assist the police on the search warrant for the illegal weapons he has in his house. [;)]


    I once did my own root canal. I too learned it on the internet. Everything works, but I do have trouble chewing on that side of my mouth -- something about bone infection I guess.


    We practically give wills away in our office. One like you are talking is about, with consultation, providing necessary witnesses and advice as to how to pick your executor and etc -- the same price as six boxes of shotgun shells and it has a shelf life of onelife time + the life of your spouse.[:p]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
    Need a will. Nothing fancy, just a simple will. Me, Mrs. Plaid, house, and one person to inherit.

    Do I need to pay a lawyer, or is a computer program good enough?
    [:D]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    I set my own broken arm. I learned how on the internet. I didn't have to pay nothin'. Kinda tingles though...

    DCON, there will be a RAID tonight.




    Spoken like a true union guy. You sure you ain't an electrician or bricklayer?[:D][:D][:D][:D]

    I'm still hurting over the last two lawyer bills, specialized stuff but that $2,000 and $1,500 bills still hurt.
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  • PJ
    Two words---Living Trust.
    Pete
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  • DarkStar11
    Check out legalzoom.com and uslegalforms.com
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  • Frogbert
    OH...I guess M. thought he said "Lawyer in a barrel..."[:D][:o)][:D]
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  • nemesisenforcer
    Get a lawyer. They have to eat too, you know.[;)]
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  • Txs
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I set my own broken arm. I learned how on the internet.I'm involved in a net based continuing education course in gynecology.
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  • dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by Txs
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I set my own broken arm. I learned how on the internet.I'm involved in a net based continuing education course in gynecology.
    As the Gynecologist said; "Once more into the Breech".
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by Txs
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I set my own broken arm. I learned how on the internet.I'm involved in a net based continuing education course in gynecology.
    Me too. Just this close to becoming a proctologist!
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  • Jgreen
    I charge $500.00 for reciprocal husband and wife wills with durable power of attorney for health care purposes. You can expect to pay 3 times that for a good trust.
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  • Captplaid
    OK, I've got to take back some of those things I've said about lawyers.

    You know that big amount I had to pay one. Well, I also had to pay another $100 for expenses, such as postage.

    SHE MAILED ME BACK A CHECK FOR THE UNUSED PORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

    $60.
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