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  • Rack Ops
    quote:An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.

    After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
    How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"
    It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.

    "We're so happy for you We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a "little" different from everyone."

    "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.

    "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

    There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old.. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.

    There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

    And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me That Effing Arab
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  • hicap47
    Sounds like the name of some girl in a James Bond movie.....[:0]
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  • PC800
    Was in the army with a guy who's last name was Masingale. The moment we got off the bus at basic he was labeled "douche bag" by the DI. That is what they called him the whole way through basic.
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  • Captplaid
    Perhaps professional name or a woman in an Austin Powers movie.
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  • Captplaid
    If a guy were to use that name as a screen name at GB the moderators would probably lock the guy out.
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