The girls night out

alledan

January 22, 2007 03:10

THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS INVITED OUT FOR A NIGHT WITH "THE GIRLS".



I TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT I WOULD BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT, "I PROMISE"!



WELL, THE HOURS PASSED AND THE MARGARITAS WENT DOWN WAY TOO EASY.



AROUND 3 A.M., A BIT LOADED, I HEADED FOR HOME.



JUST AS I GOT TO THE DOOR, THE CUCKOO CLOCK IN THE HALL STARTED UP AND CUCKOOED 3 TIMES.



QUICKLY, REALIZING MY HUSBAND WOULD PROBABLY WAKE UP, I CUCKOOED ANOTHER 9 TIMES.



I WAS REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF FOR COMING UP WITH SUCH A QUICK-WITTED SOLUTION, IN ORDER TO ESCAPE A POSSIBLE CONFLICT WITH HIM.

(EVEN WHEN TOTALLY SMASHED....3 CUCKOOS PLUS 9 CUCKOOS TOTALS 12 CUCKOOS=MIDNIGHT!)



THE NEXT MORNING MY HUSBAND ASKED ME WHAT TIME I GOT IN, AND I TOLD HIM "MIDNIGHT".



HE DIDN'T SEEM PISSED OFF AT ALL. WHEW! GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE!



THEN HE SAID, "WE NEED A NEW CUCKOO CLOCK".



WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY, HE SAID, "WELL LAST NIGHT OUR CLOCK CUCKOOED THREE TIMES, THEN SAID "OH poop", CUCKOOED 4 MORE TIMES, CLEARED IT'S THROAT, CUCKOOED ANOTHER 3 TIMES, GIGGLED, CUCKOOED TWICE MORE, AND THEN TRIPPED OVER THE COFFEE TABLE AND FARTED".

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  Horse Plains Drifter

  January 22, 2007 03:21

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  Huntingnerd33

  January 22, 2007 05:43

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  elkoholic

  January 22, 2007 07:44

  LMAO[:D][:D]

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  He Dog

  January 22, 2007 07:50

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  Captplaid

  January 22, 2007 07:51

  That is good![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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