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  • kristov
    Moderators would not be needed if everyone would just get behind the war in Iraq, give GW the proper level of worship, dedicate their lives to Christ, blindly vote Republican, swear to kill every Muslim on the planet (and every Mexican who even gets near the border), considers gays to be sick, depraved or in need of our prayers, refuse to recognize the existance of any language besides English, understand the threat posed by zombies, along with a host of other popular issues. Once we are all joined together here in total lock-step we can make this forum the model for the perfect American society.
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    Moderators would not be needed if everyone would just get behind the war in Iraq, give GW the proper level of worship, dedicate their lives to Christ, blindly vote Republican, swear to kill every Muslim on the planet (and every Mexican who even gets near the border), considers gays to be sick, depraved or in need of our prayers, refuse to recognize the existance of any language besides English, understand the threat posed by zombies, along with a host of other popular issues. Once we are all joined together here in total lock-step we can make this forum the model for the perfect American society.

    Wow K, I had no idea you were so un happy here, please tell us your ky wants to kill me story again.
    [}:)][:D]
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  • kristov
    He and I seem to be getting along fairly well lately.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Zombies are not a threat to be underestimated. They are a real, and dangerous problem in our society today, and we must meet this threat with greater strength. Only by joining forces with those we have labeled enemies in the past will we be able to overcome this foe. Still, it will be a long and bloody campaign on both sides. We must hold strong to our ideals of life and death in order to crush our opponents' strict adherence to undeadness.
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  • Captplaid
    It is only America's cruel oppression that causes the zombie's backlash, and of course America's support for Israel. Maybe if America was a little kinder and gentler we would discover the zombies are a peaceful breed, and almost human. Much more human than the Iranians.
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  • nomadictao
    The current crisis with Zombies is exactly like when the Nazis took over Germany. Besides, I hate the way those Zombies want to be treated special just because they're DEAD!
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  • Captplaid
    Illinois Zombies.
    I hate Illinois Zombies.
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