If I break into your house.....
...This may have been around before, but it's still good.
Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors.
I've done all the things you don't like to do.
I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house.
And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah,
I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE!!!
So you can communicate with me.
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!
Only in America .....if you agree, pass it on (in English).
Share it if you see the value of it.
If not blow it off......... along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.
Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors.
I've done all the things you don't like to do.
I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house.
And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah,
I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE!!!
So you can communicate with me.
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!
Only in America .....if you agree, pass it on (in English).
Share it if you see the value of it.
If not blow it off......... along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.
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quote:Originally posted by tapwater
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If not blow it off......... along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.
I'm afraid that no matter how many of these things we pass
along, SS is as good as soon to be history.0 -
IF YOU break in my house i will greet you with the ol coach gun with no4 turkey slayers in both barrels, Knock first alright![;)] 0 -
Dont do it![}:)] 0 -
nice post. it makes me sick when the pro illegal immigration people say "but you NEED us here". i was thinking about using that line on a girl who doesnt want to date me. 0 -
i can tell you one thing i would not ask you to leave if i were home and you broke in!!!!!!!! 0 -
....Break into my house get a full mag busted in yer azz... Dem be my rules...... Next question? 0 -
it would be most unwise and rather painful to break into my house,
I do not see why the same policy cannot stand for breaking into the country0 -
GET OUT! You burned the Burritos [:(!] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bpost1958
....Break into my house get a full mag busted in yer azz... Dem be my rules...... Next question?
amen brother![;)][}:)]0 -
[8D]-You just have to read the plaque on my front door--
----INTRUDERS-PLEASE LIST NEXT OF KIN-BEFORE ENTRY---
--[:(][:(]--JIMBO0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimbowby
[8D]-You just have to read the plaque on my front door--
----INTRUDERS-PLEASE LIST NEXT OF KIN-BEFORE ENTRY---
--[:(][:(]--JIMBO
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The only reason we need illegals is for big business to be able to pay slave wages. If it cost the american tax payer 45 to 65 billion a year to support the illegals social benefits it should be added to the jail time for the employers.
If you find someone that support the illegals just ask them if 500 of us can come over to their house and live free and they pay all our bills lets say for a year.[:D][:D][:D]0 -
tapwater
You did your home work on this one. I'm with you.When people come over uninvited they can only expect a boot in thier butt.0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimbowby
[8D]-You just have to read the plaque on my front door--
----INTRUDERS-PLEASE LIST NEXT OF KIN-BEFORE ENTRY---
--[:(][:(]--JIMBO
Better hope you never have to follow through...the media would crucify you, the DA would portray you as Redneck Satan, the Police Chief would point to you as proof that only cops should own guns, and the jury would put you away for life [:(]
Like the Metallica song, sad but true...0 -
like clint said "make my day" 0 -
Dead Men dont talk, enough said. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:If I break into your house.....
You better have dialed ahead for the coroner. You'd not make it six steps inside before hitting the floor in a pool of your own blood.
Not a threat, just a promise.0 -
I've never given SS a thought as being a form of income once I retire. I have 40+ years before I retire. I've started my 401k from day one. Been hitting it as hard as I can, I plan on it being my only form of income when the time comes.
Social Security, what? Our politicians have given it away. But what do they care? They'll get things paid for as long as they live.0
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