Cannibal Restaurant Menu ...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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your on a roll! 0 -
This happens when I get tied to the phone all day.
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SO TRUE[:D][:D][:p][^][:0] 0 -
Clowns taste funny- 
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quote:Originally posted by FrancF
Clowns taste funny-
...and the chicken tastes fowl.0
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