caption this!
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Yep.
Thats an... idea best let to the imagination.0 -
There was a farmer who had an old mule. The mule fell into a deep dry well and began to cry loudly. Hearing his mule cry, the farmer came over and assessed the situation. The well was deep and the mule was heavy. He knew it would be difficult, it not impossible, to haul the animal out.
Because the mule was old and the well was dry. the farmer decided to bury the animal in the well. In this way he could solve two problems: the mule would be out of its misery and the dry well would be filled. He asked his neighbors to help, they agreed.
As they began to shovel dirt into the well the old mule first became hysterical. But as each shovel full of dirt hit the animals back, a saving thought came to the mule. He realized that every time a load of dirt landed on his back, he could shake it off and step. This he did shovel full after shovel full: shake it off and step up. It wasn't long before the mule, dirty and exhausted, but quite alive, stepped over the all of that deep well and walked away.0 -
It would be best if you got your ass out'a there.0 -
quote:Originally posted by spryor
There was a farmer who had an old mule. The mule fell into a deep dry well and began to cry loudly. Hearing his mule cry, the farmer came over and assessed the situation. The well was deep and the mule was heavy. He knew it would be difficult, it not impossible, to haul the animal out.
Because the mule was old and the well was dry. the farmer decided to bury the animal in the well. In this way he could solve two problems: the mule would be out of its misery and the dry well would be filled. He asked his neighbors to help, they agreed.
As they began to shovel dirt into the well the old mule first became hysterical. But as each shovel full of dirt hit the animals back, a saving thought came to the mule. He realized that every time a load of dirt landed on his back, he could shake it off and step. This he did shovel full after shovel full: shake it off and step up. It wasn't long before the mule, dirty and exhausted, but quite alive, stepped over the all of that deep well and walked away.
There's a moral there somewhere, but I'm too tired to figure it out.0 -
MAN... Look at that would everyone please stop posting the word that I keep deleting? You can't put that word in the forum. You know the one I mean. Yes, it's the joke caption for the photo but you can't put that word in the forum. One more time and I stop editing and delete the thread. I'm not getting paid by the hour to keep deleting that word.!!! 0 -
Direct from Merriam-Webster
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/ass
Main Entry: ass
Pronunciation: 'as
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus
1 : any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammals (genus Equus) smaller than the horse and having long ears; especially : an African mammal (E. asinus) that is the ancestor of the donkey0 -
quote:Originally posted by LesWVa
MAN... Look at that would everyone please stop posting the word that I keep deleting? You can't put that word in the forum. You know the one I mean. Yes, it's the joke caption for the photo but you can't put that word in the forum. One more time and I stop editing and delete the thread. I'm not getting paid by the hour to keep deleting that word.!!!
What word would that be, Saxon?
Hard for us to tell when you keep changing it.0 -
Look at those damn Mexican illegal alien burrowing burro's sneaking into our country again and taking our farm work away from our hardworking homegrown donkeys again.0 -
Whoever they find to get him outta there, better know their a$$ from a hole in the ground!![:D][;)]0 -
grasspole 0 -
He looks cold, Must be the welldigger's ass 0 -
Again, someone that had trouble distinguishing between his ass, and a hole in the ground. 0 -
That's the biggest ass hole I've ever seen.[:D]
Smitty0 -
Help me Shrek!!!!!!! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Oklahoma223
Help me Shrek!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
Continued on the same vain..... I'm not making WAFFLES 'til you get me outta this hole!0 -
Suddenly Francais understood that MGM was NOT going to renew his contract. 0
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