Doctor's thought's
A 60 yr old man goes to visit his doctor for a regular checkup.
Oldman: "DOC, you are not going to believe how good I have been feeling lately, I have a new wife and she is only 20 yrs old, and pregnant with my child!, life sure is taking a change for the better"
Doctor: " O really now?
Oldman: "Yea what do you think about that!?"
Doctor: "Let me tell you a quick story of a man I used to know, and you will then know my opinion."
Oldman: "ok"
Doctor: "I used to know a man like you, and one day he went out hunting. He got to his favorite hunting spot, and noticed that he had forgotten his gun. Right about that time a prime beaver walked into the clearing. The man knew he didn?_Tt have his gun, but decided to try something else. The man pointed his finger and said "BANG", just as he said that, a shot rang out through the woods and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
Oldman: "Well honestly I think someone else pumped a couple of stray rounds into that beaver."
Doctor:" My point exactly
Oldman: "DOC, you are not going to believe how good I have been feeling lately, I have a new wife and she is only 20 yrs old, and pregnant with my child!, life sure is taking a change for the better"
Doctor: " O really now?
Oldman: "Yea what do you think about that!?"
Doctor: "Let me tell you a quick story of a man I used to know, and you will then know my opinion."
Oldman: "ok"
Doctor: "I used to know a man like you, and one day he went out hunting. He got to his favorite hunting spot, and noticed that he had forgotten his gun. Right about that time a prime beaver walked into the clearing. The man knew he didn?_Tt have his gun, but decided to try something else. The man pointed his finger and said "BANG", just as he said that, a shot rang out through the woods and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
Oldman: "Well honestly I think someone else pumped a couple of stray rounds into that beaver."
Doctor:" My point exactly
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I must have taken my stoopid pill early today.
I have no idea what the point of that is, or even if it's supposed to be a joke.
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Yes just a joke. I go online and look em up. Next time I'll try and look a little harder for some better ones.[^] 0 -
Doug, drink some more coffee!
It's a joke,........."someone else" pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver!
Talking to an old man with a pregnant young wife![:D]0 -
THANK YOU !!!
Doug0 -
lol!!! Doug. 0 -
For some reson this joke reminds me of our family doctor when I was a kid. He was a good old country doc and always had his bird dogs in his dr's office. The nurse would call my name and I always had to step around the dogs lying in hall going back to the exam room. Don't see that anymore. He died a few years ago and his farm/personal game preserve is now a subdivision. 0
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