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Human race will split into two different species'

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  • tr fox
    It appears to already be happening in the metro KC area. So far I am still in the intelligent, attractive elite (although I am out of the "ruling" part of that).
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  • Jorge
    quote:Originally posted by ripley16


    From the article: The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.



    That makes me "two out of three".

    [:0]
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  • slipgate
    Uh...uh.... ahhh....... I won't touch this one.........
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  • buschmaster
    already has... republicans and democraps.

    seriously, with the erosion of international cultural and geographical population boundaries, it's thought we'll all be 1 big brown/yellow/red skinned bunch a few centuries from now.

    added to that, the fact that monogamy discapitulates sexual dimorphism, and the males won't look too different from the females.

    that's right, men are bigger, stronger and more masculine than women because throughout our evolution, humans have been polygamous.
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  • MosinNagantDisciple
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster

    added to that, the fact that monogamy discapitulates sexual dimorphism, and the males won't look too different from the females.


    Does that mean women will start paying for dinners and drinks? Or will we just go halves?
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  • 1911a1-fan
    there already are 2 species baggy pants, and everyone else



    i believe in a 100,000 years there will be 1 race, a hodge podge of all known races
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  • divebomb
    we aint gonna make it another 100,000 years..
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  • buschmaster
    quote:Originally posted by MosinNagantDisciple
    Does that mean women will start paying for dinners and drinks? Or will we just go halves?probably. we would look like neanderthals, and they would look like limp wristed little twerps.
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  • redneckandy
    Darwin stated that theory in one of his books 150 years ago.
    I think it is already coming true. And if you dont believe me walk around Walmart[xx(] at two in the morning.
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  • mongrel1776
    Was one of the scientists cited named H.G. Wells, by any chance? In his story "The Time Machine" the hero travels something like 800,000 years into the future, to find humanity divided into the Eloi (small, childlike, utterly ineffective creatures) and Morlocks (goblin-like laborers who lived underground and provided the every need of the Eloi). Catch to this seemingly one-way arrangement was that the Eloi were also food for the Morlocks -- thus, not rulers at all, but a form of cattle. Looking at the traits of the "haves" and "have-nots" in my personal experience, we're already well on our way to a division of that sort, though I think for the time being this Morlock will content himself with gnawing on beef and venison.
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  • needmyguns
    humans never evolved to start with,WE WERE CREATED
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  • buschmaster
    ok, the ones created earlier looked different, and the ones created 1000 years from now will look different.
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  • Sturmgewehr
    Are we talking Shemales or what?
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  • tr fox
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    humans never evolved to start with,WE WERE CREATED


    Well, whomever did that "creation" could have done a better job.
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  • non mortuus
    quote:Originally posted by mongrel1776
    Was one of the scientists cited named H.G. Wells, by any chance? In his story "The Time Machine" the hero travels something like 800,000 years into the future, to find humanity divided into the Eloi (small, childlike, utterly ineffective creatures) and Morlocks (goblin-like laborers who lived underground and provided the every need of the Eloi). Catch to this seemingly one-way arrangement was that the Eloi were also food for the Morlocks -- thus, not rulers at all, but a form of cattle. Looking at the traits of the "haves" and "have-nots" in my personal experience, we're already well on our way to a division of that sort, though I think for the time being this Morlock will content himself with gnawing on beef and venison.

    You know its funny I was going to ask who wants to be a morlock and who wants to a be lunch [:D]
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  • He Dog
    Taxonomy is not a predictive science.
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  • tobefree
    We already have....
    dem_vs_republican_women.jpg
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  • Queen of Swords
    Funny, I read an article in, I believe it was GQ, when I was at the hair salon last time, triumphantly stating that the metrosexual, hand cream & hair product using, manicured male would become the dominant, most desirable mate, over the (their words) "Toby Keith-type," roughneck, Alpha male-type.

    Rest assured, boys...I'm not breeding nor am I looking anymore, but as long as there are women like me still out there, your dominance is safe....[;)]
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  • He Dog
    I think Ann Coulter is "theirs."
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  • thunderbolt
    Remember when women drooled at the Alan Alda type wimps? Then whined
    about the lack of real men?
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  • bigdaddyjunior
    Humans will eventually move underground to avoid the increased cosmic radiation. They will become smaller in stature to save on limited space and food. And smaller bodies are easier to keep cool. Their eyes will grow larger with larger pupils to see in the dimness better. They will loose most if not all skin pigment and body hair as well as the ability to make or become pregnant. Technology will still proceed until they discover time travel and come back here to harvest genetic material to continue the species. We will think they are aliens from a distant planet.
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  • Sturmgewehr
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  • Sturmgewehr
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    Humans will eventually move underground to avoid the increased cosmic radiation. They will become smaller in stature to save on limited space and food. And smaller bodies are easier to keep cool. Their eyes will grow larger with larger pupils to see in the dimness better. They will loose most if not all skin pigment and body hair as well as the ability to make or become pregnant. Technology will still proceed until they discover time travel and come back here to harvest genetic material to continue the species. We will think they are aliens from a distant planet.
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  • ripley16
    quote:Originally posted by thunderbolt
    Remember when women drooled at the Alan Alda type wimps? Then whined
    about the lack of real men?


    Yeah, the good old days.
    Now there are Men that openly drool over the Alan Alda types and women...well women still whine. Not everything changes.
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  • ripley16
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    Humans will eventually move underground to avoid the increased cosmic radiation. They will become smaller in stature to save on limited space and food. And smaller bodies are easier to keep cool. Their eyes will grow larger with larger pupils to see in the dimness better. They will loose most if not all skin pigment and body hair as well as the ability to make or become pregnant. Technology will still proceed until they discover time travel and come back here to harvest genetic material to continue the species. We will think they are aliens from a distant planet.


    That describes my Uncle Roger to a Tee. Maybe he's from the future. I'll ask him next time he comes out of his hole.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Given that what constitutes "attractive" changes from year to year and that a great many of our elites today are as dimwitted as a rock, I don't place much faith in that guy's research...
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  • joker5656
    gotta ask your self WHAT HIS HE SMOKIN!!!! GIVE ME SOME!!!! Damn this guy is one f-upped guy
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