Good news for the "Over 40" group!
There are benefits to getting older! [:)]
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
3) No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) There's nothing left to learn 'the hard way'.
7) Things you buy now probably won't wear out.
8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9) You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15) You sing along with the elevator music.
16) Your eyes won't get much worse.
17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
National Weather Service.
19) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
3) No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) There's nothing left to learn 'the hard way'.
7) Things you buy now probably won't wear out.
8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9) You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15) You sing along with the elevator music.
16) Your eyes won't get much worse.
17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
National Weather Service.
19) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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You can blame bad hearing for not listening to your wife.[:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by FrancF
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You can blame bad hearing for not listening to your wife.[:)]
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You can also Fart just about anywhere, because you just don't care. Just ask my sister=in-law.[:D][:D] 0 -
You've just about used up THIS lifetime's supply of patience and tolerance, so you are now more prone to tell people who need it most to go get F^#$%d![}:)][;)] 0 -
21. You become "interesting". 0 -
Sadly, most of the list is true! But I'm still a bit particular about whose presence I fart in.[:0]
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My beard is white now, I went from handsome to distinguished looking. Now where the heck did I leave my glasses?[:I]Dave 0
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