The republican, libertarian and democrat ;)
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus
a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there, honey! How's about get tin' me a cold gla ss of Miller Light?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed
her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and
danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up, raised
both his hands in self defense and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm
collecting disability."
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus
a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there, honey! How's about get tin' me a cold gla ss of Miller Light?"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed
her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and
danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up, raised
both his hands in self defense and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm
collecting disability."
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