Gunman runs amok in NYC- Not Muslim - What to do?
David Gavin ran amok last night in NYC, killing three people in a shooting spree before NYPD shot him dead.
While his motive remains unclear, Gavin is not thought to be a Muslim.
"We have no idea how to spin this," Fox News reporters were heard saying.
The talking pointers were quick to come up with some back up plans.
Jim Blowhard from MuslimWatch.org said, "We think Gavin is indeed a Muslim - his father was one twenty-fifth Muslim and he was probably a 'sleeper agent.'"
Others were quick to note that Gavin had donned a fake beard and mustache before the rampage, saying that "it was an obvious homage to Muslims and their facial hair."
Mayor Bloomberg was quick to blame the guns. "If the guns had not been made or, indeed, had never been invented, the world would be nothing but peace, love, and understanding. Guns are evil. They kill babies."
While his motive remains unclear, Gavin is not thought to be a Muslim.
"We have no idea how to spin this," Fox News reporters were heard saying.
The talking pointers were quick to come up with some back up plans.
Jim Blowhard from MuslimWatch.org said, "We think Gavin is indeed a Muslim - his father was one twenty-fifth Muslim and he was probably a 'sleeper agent.'"
Others were quick to note that Gavin had donned a fake beard and mustache before the rampage, saying that "it was an obvious homage to Muslims and their facial hair."
Mayor Bloomberg was quick to blame the guns. "If the guns had not been made or, indeed, had never been invented, the world would be nothing but peace, love, and understanding. Guns are evil. They kill babies."
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You were droped as a child 0 -
That would be "dropped".
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Mayor Bloomberg is a moron.... 0 -
quote: Guns are evil. They kill babies."
No, abortionists kill babies.0 -
Many fine citizens Kill babies, not to mention all the people murdered in this country by fine upstanding AMERICAN citizens 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
David Gavin ran amok last night in NYC, killing three people in a shooting spree before NYPD shot him dead.
While his motive remains unclear, Gavin is not thought to be a Muslim.
"We have no idea how to spin this," Fox News reporters were heard saying.
The talking pointers were quick to come up with some back up plans.
Jim Blowhard from MuslimWatch.org said, "We think Gavin is indeed a Muslim - his father was one twenty-fifth Muslim and he was probably a 'sleeper agent.'"
Others were quick to note that Gavin had donned a fake beard and mustache before the rampage, saying that "it was an obvious homage to Muslims and their facial hair."
Mayor Bloomberg was quick to blame the guns. "If the guns had not been made or, indeed, had never been invented, the world would be nothing but peace, love, and understanding. Guns are evil. They kill babies."Dang people, don't you recognize satire when you see it.[;)]0 -
Monkey has been over at "the onion" again?
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quote:Originally posted by MT357
quote: Guns are evil. They kill babies."
No, abortionists kill babies.
I thought condems kill babies[;)]
All kidding aside, just one more sign of proof that bans on guns don't work.0 -
I think the whole story is fiction, everyone knows the only guns in NY City are registered and in the hands of licensed individuals - - because the law says so. 0 -
So....when you can't find "real news" to further Hairy's campaign of "protect the terrorist Muslims at all costs" you create fake news? 0 -
tr fox,
As someone said, don't you know satire when you see it?0 -
We can only thank God that there was no chlorine involved! 0 -
He meant to say, "Bloomberg was doped as a baby". 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
tr fox,
As someone said, don't you know satire when you see it?
Well, usually I think I do. But when it comes to you and your speaking out for the Muslims, sometimes I don't know.0 -
well, if he's not a Muslim, there's only one thing left to do: BLAME THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
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